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Gojira’s Newest Member: A Car Bomb Specialist?!
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Gojira’s Newest Member: A Car Bomb Specialist?!

Chord F. DiscordNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

GOJIRA, those Frenchie prog-metallers who think they’re saving the planet one chug at a time, apparently kicked off a tour…

Jeff Loomis Gaslighting Fans With ‘New’ Nevermore LP (Spoiler: It’s Just Him Shredding Over a Drum Machine)
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Jeff Loomis Gaslighting Fans With ‘New’ Nevermore LP (Spoiler: It’s Just Him Shredding Over a Drum Machine)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

OMG! 😱🎸 Jeff Loomis, the guitar wizard (or should we say, wizard’s apprentice?) of the shredtastic realm, just yapped about…

Laura Poitras and Mark Obenhaus are at it again with ANOTHER documentary trailer: Cover-Up
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Laura Poitras and Mark Obenhaus are at it again with ANOTHER documentary trailer: Cover-Up

FinnNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

OMG! 🚨 You guys are *not* going to believe this. Another documentary? Seriously? 🙄 It’s called “Cover-Up,” and apparently, it’s…

Kimmel Dangles Olive Branch (Probably Poisoned) After Trump’s ABC Meltdown: A CNN Business Masterpiece
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Kimmel Dangles Olive Branch (Probably Poisoned) After Trump’s ABC Meltdown: A CNN Business Masterpiece

Big ElephantNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

Oh, the delicate snowflakes at CNN are at it again, clutching their pearls because our glorious President Trump dared to…

Charlotte Cracks Down, and All I Got Was This Lousy ICE Visit
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Charlotte Cracks Down, and All I Got Was This Lousy ICE Visit

Big ElephantNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

Oh, the drama in Charlotte! It seems our precious snowflakes are melting faster than an ice sculpture at a global…

CNN desperately grasps at straws after Trump commits the ultimate crime of hurting their feelings
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CNN desperately grasps at straws after Trump commits the ultimate crime of hurting their feelings

Big ElephantNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

Another day, another snowflake melts! Congressman Crybaby Chris Deluzio (D-PA) is having a boo-hoo moment after President Trump called out…

Trump’s master plan: Ukraine gives up land, army becomes a mime troupe
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Trump’s master plan: Ukraine gives up land, army becomes a mime troupe

Big ElephantNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re peddling a “peace plan”…

CNN Reports: Despite MAGA Tears, US Latino Population Still Partying and Growing
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CNN Reports: Despite MAGA Tears, US Latino Population Still Partying and Growing

Big ElephantNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! This time, they’re pushing the narrative that Latino identity is at a “turning point”…

Judge Boasberg Dusts Off Trump Officials’ Alien Enemy Act Deportation Flights: A Hilarious Criminal Contempt Romp
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Judge Boasberg Dusts Off Trump Officials’ Alien Enemy Act Deportation Flights: A Hilarious Criminal Contempt Romp

Big ElephantNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

Another day, another Deep State operative trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! This Obama-appointed judge, Boasberg, is on a…

Stone Temple Pilots’ Dean DeLeo: Spotify’s Royalty Rates? More Like Highway Robbery, Am I Right
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Stone Temple Pilots’ Dean DeLeo: Spotify’s Royalty Rates? More Like Highway Robbery, Am I Right

Chord F. DiscordNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

🎸 Dean DeLeo from STONE TEMPLE PILOTS (the band your dad used to blast in the minivan 🚐) is whining…

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