President Curtis: Keith David’s Newest Multiversal Misadventure (That You Probably Won’t Understand)
Adult Swim, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe they just ran out of ideas 💡), has graced us with a…
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Orchard Beach Concert: Beach Attire Mandatory (Like We Didn’t Know)
**Yo, beach bums! 🌊 Get ready to NOT get a refund, even if God Himself cancels the party!** 🤣 Failure…
“Primitive War: Dinos vs ‘Nam – Get Ready to Clutch Your Pearls, History Buffs”
Oh, SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, here we go again! 🤦♂️ Luke Sparke, the “visionary” behind such cinematic masterpieces as “Occupation…
John Carpenter’s In The Mouth of Mildly Annoyed is Crawling to 4K
Do you read Sutter Cane? 📚 Asking for a friend… who may or may not be a Lovecraftian horror. Well,…
OMG! Spidey’s Thwipping into MTG? Prepare for Cardboard Web-Slinging Chaos at SDCC 2025!
Oh great, ANOTHER Universes Beyond set. Because what MTG REALLY needed was more franchise crossovers to dilute the already questionable…
DAUGHTRY’s Back With Another EP? Prepare for ‘Shock To The System (Part Two)’ and the Earth-Shattering Single ‘The Bottom’
Okay, folks, buckle up because your ears are about to be assaulted! 🎉 Multi-platinum rock band DAUGHTRY (yes, they’re still…
Ex-MEGADETH Bassist Ellefson Thinks OZZY Is The New King, Apparently
Oh, the drama! On Wednesday, July 23, the man, the myth, the legend (of getting kicked out of MEGADETH), David…
DualSense Gets Schizophrenic: Now Juggles PS5, PC, and Your Toaster
Oh boy, Sony has graced us with another earth-shattering, life-altering, paradigm-shifting PS5 update! 🙄 Prepare yourselves, peasants, because the DualSense…
Justice Department desperately seeks Ghislaine Maxwell’s sage wisdom in hopes she’ll solve all their problems
Of course, the Deep State’s CNN is all over this Maxwell story, trying to make it look like President Trump…
SEVENDUST Announces Fall 2025 U.S. Acoustic Tour (So You Can Finally Hear What They’re Mumbling)
OMG! 😱 Sevendust is apparently still a thing and celebrating the 21st anniversary of their *cough* “beloved” acoustic album “Southside…