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Nintendo Graciously Bestows 8-Player Split-Screen Upon Switch Owners After Years
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Nintendo Graciously Bestows 8-Player Split-Screen Upon Switch Owners After Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

It’s-a time to get this update party started, folks! Nintendo has seen fit to bless us with a brand new…

Acer peddles pricey Predator handhelds to revive dying gaming dreams
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Acer peddles pricey Predator handhelds to revive dying gaming dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Acer’s got a whole new bag of tricks up its sleeve, and this time it’s all about handheld gaming. At…

Dell peddles pricey new Alienware toys for gamer wallets
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Dell peddles pricey new Alienware toys for gamer wallets

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

It’s that time of the year again, folks, when tech companies gather to show off their latest and greatest at…

Studio Execs Still Clueless About Why Sequels Bomb Despite Rotten Tomatoes Scores
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Studio Execs Still Clueless About Why Sequels Bomb Despite Rotten Tomatoes Scores

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Rotten Tomatoes has once again become the focal point of a discussion that seems to pop up every few months:…

Because What The World Needed Was Another GTA Teaser On Netflix
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Because What The World Needed Was Another GTA Teaser On Netflix

FinnSeptember 1, 2026September 2, 2026

The latest numbers are in, and the most-watched title on Netflix last week was Grand Theft Auto VI: An Extended…

Gal Gadot Speaks Out Against DCEU Demolition Job By Studio Geniuses
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Gal Gadot Speaks Out Against DCEU Demolition Job By Studio Geniuses

FinnSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

In a recent interview on the Happy Sad Confused podcast, Gal Gadot shared her thoughts on how her time as…

Beloved Voice Actor Peter Cullen Finally Freed from Transformers Franchise
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Beloved Voice Actor Peter Cullen Finally Freed from Transformers Franchise

FinnSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

If you’re ready to relive the thrill of watching cartoon robots fight and your childhood hero die, then you’re in…

Gamers can now milk EVE Online with bizarre cow controller stunt
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Gamers can now milk EVE Online with bizarre cow controller stunt

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Get ready for the most udderly ridiculous gaming event of the year: a real cow is taking the reins in…

KONAMI dusts off classics for desperate cash grab livestream event
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KONAMI dusts off classics for desperate cash grab livestream event

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

It’s that time again, folks, when our favorite publishers try to convince us that their upcoming games are actually worth…

ACE Combat 8 soars with bloated online multiplayer modes guaranteed to drain wallets
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ACE Combat 8 soars with bloated online multiplayer modes guaranteed to drain wallets

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

With the impending release of ACE COMBAT 8: WINGS OF THEVE, Bandai Namco is pulling out all the stops to…

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