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GameSir peddles gaudy Fortnite controllers for mobile gamers
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GameSir peddles gaudy Fortnite controllers for mobile gamers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

Fortnite, the game that refuses to be derailed, is adding yet another major collaboration to its already impressive list. Because,…

Wings of Theve Takes Flight as Latest Action Star Wannabe
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Wings of Theve Takes Flight as Latest Action Star Wannabe

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

Get ready to take to the skies with the latest installment in the Ace Combat series, as I sat down…

Mikkelsen brings menace to Modern Warfare’s latest cliched villain role
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Mikkelsen brings menace to Modern Warfare’s latest cliched villain role

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

Oh joy, another Call of Duty game, because what the world really needed was yet another iteration of the same…

Dawnwalker’s Cash Cow Gets New Endless Milking Mode
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Dawnwalker’s Cash Cow Gets New Endless Milking Mode

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

In a move that’s about as surprising as a seasonal DLC announcement, The Blood of Dawnwalker is getting a New…

BLACKIE LAWLESS saves America with patriotic common sense
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BLACKIE LAWLESS saves America with patriotic common sense

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 17, 2026September 18, 2026

Oh boy, where do I even start with this? Blackie Lawless, the legendary frontman of W.A.S.P., recently appeared on the…

Breaking News: Robert Pattinson Trades in Sparkly Vampire Cape for Pedophile Sting Operation in Highly Anticipated Blockbuster To Catch A Predator The Movie Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong
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Breaking News: Robert Pattinson Trades in Sparkly Vampire Cape for Pedophile Sting Operation in Highly Anticipated Blockbuster To Catch A Predator The Movie Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong

FinnSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic movie trailer of the century? 🤣 I mean, who doesn’t…

Netflix Churns Out Another Biopic to Fill Endless Content Void
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Netflix Churns Out Another Biopic to Fill Endless Content Void

FinnSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Netflix is making a documentary series about Mike Tyson, because of course they are. The streaming giant has ordered a…

Because What Street FighterNeeded Was More Merchandising
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Because What Street FighterNeeded Was More Merchandising

FinnSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

The latest marketing stunt to hit the theaters is a Street Fighter themed popcorn bucket, because what every movie needs…

Evan Seinfeld Calls Out 90% Of Metalheads For Being Slobs
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Evan Seinfeld Calls Out 90% Of Metalheads For Being Slobs

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 17, 2026September 18, 2026

I just spit out my beer when I heard that Evan Seinfeld, the vocalist and bassist of Biohazard, has launched…

Motorfest serves up shallow promises of seasonal updates to milk your wallet
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Motorfest serves up shallow promises of seasonal updates to milk your wallet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Ubisoft is at it again, and I’m not sure if I should be excited or roll my eyes so hard…

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