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Bandai Namco Begs Gamers for Digimon Story Time Stranger Opinions: Prepare for Disappointment
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Bandai Namco Begs Gamers for Digimon Story Time Stranger Opinions: Prepare for Disappointment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Alright gamers, gather ’round! Bandai Namco, those beautiful geniuses behind the smash hit *Digimon Story Time Stranger* (you HAVE bought…

MIRESI: You Won’t SEE This Tactical RPG Coming (Because It’s Invisible, Get It?)
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MIRESI: You Won’t SEE This Tactical RPG Coming (Because It’s Invisible, Get It?)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

If you braved the absolute chaos that was the Tokyo Game Show this year (props to you, you masochist), then…

Crunchyroll Announces New BLEACH Mobile Game: Prepare for Disappointment Worldwide
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Crunchyroll Announces New BLEACH Mobile Game: Prepare for Disappointment Worldwide

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

OMG 😱! Did you hear?! Another BLEACH game is coming! Because, you know, we TOTALLY needed another one. 🙄 Crunchyroll,…

News Tower: Prepare to be Mildly Titillated by its Launch Date!
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News Tower: Prepare to be Mildly Titillated by its Launch Date!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

Oh, look, another Early Access game FINALLY clawing its way out of the digital bargain bin 🗑️. Sparrow Night and…

OFFICIAL LED ZEPPELIN DOCUMENTARY ‘BECOMING LED ZEPPELIN’ Nominated for an Award Because Apparently Critics Have Nothing Better to Do
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OFFICIAL LED ZEPPELIN DOCUMENTARY ‘BECOMING LED ZEPPELIN’ Nominated for an Award Because Apparently Critics Have Nothing Better to Do

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

Sony Pictures Classics’ “Becoming Led Zeppelin”, a film about a band formed approximately 147 years ago (give or take a…

Battlefield 6 Sells Like Hotcakes, Earns Enough Dough to Buy a Small Island, New Report (Probably) Claims
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Battlefield 6 Sells Like Hotcakes, Earns Enough Dough to Buy a Small Island, New Report (Probably) Claims

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

OMG! 😱😱😱 Battlefield 6, the game everyone said was gonna be a dumpster fire 🔥🗑️, is apparently selling like hotcakes…

2026 Canadian Game Awards Nominations: Prepare to be Underwhelmed!
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2026 Canadian Game Awards Nominations: Prepare to be Underwhelmed!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

🎉OMG! The Canadian Game Awards are BACK in 2026!🎉 Get ready for the most Canadian thing since maple syrup-flavored poutine!…

Drew Struzan RIP
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Drew Struzan RIP

FinnOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

OMG! 😭 Like, I’m, like, SOOOO devastated to announce that Drew Struzan, the dude who painted, like, ALL your fave…

“Send Help” Trailer: Sam Raimi Finally Crawls Out of His Hole After 15 Years (Were We Waiting?)
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“Send Help” Trailer: Sam Raimi Finally Crawls Out of His Hole After 15 Years (Were We Waiting?)

FinnOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Oh great, another Sam Raimi movie! 🙄 As if we haven’t suffered enough, the guy who peaked with Spider-Man 2…

Octopath Traveler Minus One: The Prequel No One Asked For Introduces Beige Person and Exciting Ways to Arrange Rocks
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Octopath Traveler Minus One: The Prequel No One Asked For Introduces Beige Person and Exciting Ways to Arrange Rocks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Oh boy, here we go again! Octopath Traveler, the game that convinced everyone that blurry graphics were peak art, is…

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