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GeForce NOW Unleashes A Horde Of New Games And A Linux Beta That’s Probably Just A Potato With Wi-Fi
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GeForce NOW Unleashes A Horde Of New Games And A Linux Beta That’s Probably Just A Potato With Wi-Fi

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

After what felt like an eternity of gamers begging for mercy, GeForce NOW has finally decided to acknowledge that Linux…

The Disney Afternoon Collection: 8 Retro Gems to Make You Question Your Childhood Choices (or Why You Wasted Your Youth on This Instead of Doing Something Productive)
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The Disney Afternoon Collection: 8 Retro Gems to Make You Question Your Childhood Choices (or Why You Wasted Your Youth on This Instead of Doing Something Productive)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

ATTENTION, 90S KIDS: Your childhood is being sold back to you, and you’re going to love it Oh look, another…

Tomodachi Life: Direct Dives Into Island Life Like It’s a Dating Sim for Your Mii
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Tomodachi Life: Direct Dives Into Island Life Like It’s a Dating Sim for Your Mii

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

Hold onto your tiny hats, islanders—the dream just got a release date! Nintendo just dropped the Tomodachi Life: Living the…

Minneapolis Turns Into Frozen Tundra of Chaos as Protesters Face the Ice Cold Grip of Detention!
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Minneapolis Turns Into Frozen Tundra of Chaos as Protesters Face the Ice Cold Grip of Detention!

Big ElephantJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

Breaking: Chaos Erupts in Minneapolis as Soros-Backed “Protesters” Get Their Just Desserts! Minneapolis police did what every red-blooded American wishes…

Trump Tries to Make Economy Great Again, but His Math Skills Might Not Cooperate
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Trump Tries to Make Economy Great Again, but His Math Skills Might Not Cooperate

Big ElephantJanuary 28, 2026January 28, 2026

Breaking: Trump’s Economy is a Dumpster Fire Wrapped in a Stock Market Mirage The Cheeto-in-Chief jetted off to Iowa this…

Gran Turismo 7 Finally Adds a Phone Charger to Its Garage in New Update
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Gran Turismo 7 Finally Adds a Phone Charger to Its Garage in New Update

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 28, 2026January 28, 2026

Xiaomi’s SU7 Ultra Blasts Into Gran Turismo 7: Now You Can Race a Real Car Without Ever Leaving Your Couch…

Canadian Game Awards And XP Gaming Summit Merge In Epic Power Couple Move, Sparking Global Gaming Romance Rumors
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Canadian Game Awards And XP Gaming Summit Merge In Epic Power Couple Move, Sparking Global Gaming Romance Rumors

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 28, 2026January 28, 2026

Canada’s video game industry is worth $5.1 billion, and apparently, the best way to celebrate that is by throwing a…

BREAKING: Overcaffeinated Cops Mistake Pretti for Pinata in Lead-Filled “Encounter,” DHS Shrugs “Just a Starter Report”
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BREAKING: Overcaffeinated Cops Mistake Pretti for Pinata in Lead-Filled “Encounter,” DHS Shrugs “Just a Starter Report”

Big ElephantJanuary 28, 2026January 28, 2026

Oh look, another day in Biden’s America—oh wait, it’s 2025, and President Trump’s MAGA miracle is STILL cleaning up the…

Valve’s 30% Steam Tax Racket Gets Epic UK Roasting in Class Action Clown Show
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Valve’s 30% Steam Tax Racket Gets Epic UK Roasting in Class Action Clown Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 28, 2026January 28, 2026

Hold onto your wallets, gamers! 🤯 Valve, the beloved overlords of Steam (aka that place where your paycheck goes to…

“Marvel Cashes In Again: [Hero Name] Stumbles Back in ‘Born Again’ Season 2.9 – Now With 10% More Corporate Desperation”
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“Marvel Cashes In Again: [Hero Name] Stumbles Back in ‘Born Again’ Season 2.9 – Now With 10% More Corporate Desperation”

FinnJanuary 28, 2026January 28, 2026

Holy superhero necromancy, Batman! 🦇 Marvel’s back at it again, digging up corpses from the Netflix graveyard to slap a…

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