Octopath Traveler Minus One: The Prequel No One Asked For Introduces Beige Person and Exciting Ways to Arrange Rocks
Oh boy, here we go again! Octopath Traveler, the game that convinced everyone that blurry graphics were peak art, is…
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Assassin’s Creed Shadows Leaks: Coming to Your Grandma’s Switch 2 This Christmas, Maybe
OMG! 🚨HOLD👏UP👏GAMERS!🚨 You thought Ubisoft was actually gonna be upfront about Assassin’s Creed Shadows on the Nintendo Switch 2? 😂Bless…
Dissidia Duellum: Final Fantasy Mobile? More Like Final Agony—Coming 2026 (lol)
OH. MY. GOD. 😱 Square Enix, those mad lads, they actually did it! After, like, a whole five years since…
‘Five Nights at Freddy’s’ Fans Somehow Okay With Megan Fox Playing a Chicken
HOLY. CHICKEN. NUGGETS. 🐔 They actually cast Megan Fox in Five Nights at Freddy’s 2. As Toy Chica? Are you…
M. Night Shyamalan Ruins the Magic 8 Ball with a TV Show No One Asked For
🤡 A Magic 8 Ball TV show? Oh, honey, the signs point to… maybe? I mean, who asked for…
One-Punch Man Season 3: Still Punching Things (and Our Patience) on October 12, Now on More Streaming Services Than You Can Punch
OMG! 😱 They’re FINALLY blessing us with more Saitama! 👴🏻 After all these years of waiting, Disney+ (yes, really 🐭)…
Diane Keaton, Queen of Quirky Rom-Coms, Kicks the Bucket at a Respectable 79
OMG! 😱 Like, can you even believe it? Diane Keaton, or whatever, croaked! 💀 Apparently, this happened on Saturday, October…
Breaking News: Kylie Minogue Still At It After All These Years
It’s hard to believe (or is it? 🤔), but Kylie Minogue, the artist who brought us such earworms as “Can’t…
“Pluribus” Trailer Drops: Witness Rhea Seehorn’s Descent into Gilligan’s Sci-Fi Madness
Apple TV+, not content with just having all your money 💰, has decided to bless us with a new teaser…
Sigourney Weaver in Talks with Mouse House for More Alien Screaming
OMG! 😱 Sigourney Weaver, bless her heart, claims there’s ANOTHER 👽Alien script floating around. And guess what? She thinks it’s…