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Minecraft Experience: Oh No, Not the Villagers Again, Now Invading Ontario
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Minecraft Experience: Oh No, Not the Villagers Again, Now Invading Ontario

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Okay, so picture this: you’re at Square One in Mississauga, right? 🙄 Yeah, that bastion of high culture and sophisticated…

Palworld and Terraria Hook Up for Some Unholy Crossover, Prepare for the End Times
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Palworld and Terraria Hook Up for Some Unholy Crossover, Prepare for the End Times

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

OMG! 🤯 You won’t BELIEVE what’s happening! Pocketpair, the geniuses behind the “totally original” game Palworld (definitely not Pokémon with…

Ambrosia Sky Preview—More Like a Cosmic Puzzle Doozer with Farts and No Soul
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Ambrosia Sky Preview—More Like a Cosmic Puzzle Doozer with Farts and No Soul

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Okay, so Summer Game Fest 2025 happened, and yeah, there were explosions and dragons 🐉 and the usual AAA garbage.…

AI: Silently Upgrading NPCs From Cardboard Cutouts to Slightly-Less-Cardboard Cutouts
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AI: Silently Upgrading NPCs From Cardboard Cutouts to Slightly-Less-Cardboard Cutouts

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round because we’re about to dive into the groundbreaking, earth-shattering, mind-blowing (not really) world of AI NPCs!…

NetEase Dumps Gacha, Makes “AAA” Wuxia Game No One Asked For
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NetEase Dumps Gacha, Makes “AAA” Wuxia Game No One Asked For

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Oh, great, another game announcement! 🙄 NetEase Games, the masters of churning out mobile games and that one vaguely popular…

Sony’s Tone-Deaf Concert Tour: Now With Extra Cringe-Worthy Behind-the-Scenes Footage
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Sony’s Tone-Deaf Concert Tour: Now With Extra Cringe-Worthy Behind-the-Scenes Footage

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

PlayStation The Concert, a monumental achievement in wasting money and appealing to the lowest common denominator, apparently kicked off in…

Marvel Cosmic Invasion: Prepare to Button-Mash Your Way to Superheroic Bliss
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Marvel Cosmic Invasion: Prepare to Button-Mash Your Way to Superheroic Bliss

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Okay, so Marvel, right? They’ve apparently been doing the whole “punch dudes in the face” thing for ages. Who knew?…

Pragmata Preview: Still Alive, Still Kinda Good, Cope
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Pragmata Preview: Still Alive, Still Kinda Good, Cope

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Okay, so Pragmata, the game we all forgot existed after its 2020 announcement, dared to show its face at Summer…

Elden Ring: Nightreign’s Post-Launch Bosses Arrived to Ruin Your Life
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Elden Ring: Nightreign’s Post-Launch Bosses Arrived to Ruin Your Life

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Alright, listen up, you glorious Tarnished noobs! Elden Ring: Nightreign has been out for a whopping three weeks, and FromSoftware…

Lisa Su Just Tweeted This Xbox Thing, So Gaming is Saved, Obvi
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Lisa Su Just Tweeted This Xbox Thing, So Gaming is Saved, Obvi

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

OMG! 😱 Xbox Teams Up with AMD: Is This the End of Gaming as We Know It? 🤣 Prepare for…

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