Fortnite Blitz Royale: 2025’s Lightning-Fast Fiasco Nobody Asked For
Alright, gamers, buckle up because Fortnite just dropped Blitz Royale, a game mode so fast, your grandma could probably win…
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OMG! D&D Just Won’t Stop Milking Those Old Monsters This August
OMG 😱! Ravensburger, the board game overlords, are back at it again, this time desecrating the sacred grounds of Dungeons…
MindsEye Dev to Fire Over 100 Staff After Launching a Dud, Apparently
Oh, honey, did you hear? MindsEye, the game so bad it makes E.T. for the Atari look like Game of…
Peakaboo! This Climbing Game Climbed to 1 Million Copies Sold in Just Six Days!
OMG! Another indie game thinks it’s all that? 🙄 A Steam co-op climbing game called Peak – because originality is…
Phasmophobia’s Chronicle Update: We Played It So You Don’t Have To
Okay, so, like, I was *totally* over Phasmophobia, right? 🙄 I mean, yeah, the console launch was a *thing*, but…
Metallica’s ‘Hometown’ Concerts: A Behind-the-Scenes Look at Their 2025 ‘M72’ Tour (Spoiler: They’re Still in San Francisco)
So, METALLICA’s tour coordinator, this dude Jon-Michael Marino (who?), gave KPIX (aka CBS Bay Area, which, let’s be honest, nobody…
VALORANT’s New Map Corrode: Prepare for Tactical Geniuses (or Just More People Yelling at You)
Oh, great, another map. 🙄 As if we needed more places to get headshot by 12-year-olds who somehow have the…
GeForce NOW Dumps All 4 Borderlands Games, Hope Your Bandwidth Can Handle It
Okay, so GeForce NOW, bless its little heart, has decided to grace us peasants with the entire mainline Borderlands saga.…
CNN’s Guide to Starting Your Week Dumb: US Accidentally Bombs Iran, Pride Gets a Reality Check, Tesla’s Robotaxis That Will Definitely Kill You, NATO’s Pointless Summit, and Bezos’ Midlife Crisis Wedding
Oh, CNN, always with the doom and gloom! Let’s see what the liberal media is peddling this week. It’s like…
Valorant Masters Toronto 2025: We Predict Who’ll Choke in the Grand Finals
Okay, gamers, gather ’round, because the *real* action at Valorant Masters Toronto 2025 is about to go down (or not,…