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Oh Great, Another One: Carey Mulligan Ruining Narnia, Probably
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Oh Great, Another One: Carey Mulligan Ruining Narnia, Probably

FinnMay 22, 2025May 22, 2025

OMG! Greta Gerwig, fresh off her *Barbie* success (because apparently, that’s the only thing she’s ever done now), is apparently…

Fallout 76: They Added FISHING Now?! (GONE FISSION, More Like GONE BRAIN CELLS)
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Fallout 76: They Added FISHING Now?! (GONE FISSION, More Like GONE BRAIN CELLS)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 22, 2025May 22, 2025

Oh, Bethesda, you sly dogs! 🐕‍🦺 Just when we thought Fallout 76 was destined to become a radioactive wasteland of…

Xbox Game Pass: Now You Too Can Experience the Joy of Playing Games Your Grandma Probably Already Beat
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Xbox Game Pass: Now You Too Can Experience the Joy of Playing Games Your Grandma Probably Already Beat

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 22, 2025May 22, 2025

Wow, Xbox Game Pass just dropped an update so earth-shattering, so revolutionary, it’ll probably cure world hunger and solve climate…

MAMMOTH Plays “The End” for Mamas (Because Dads Don’t Matter, Apparently)
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MAMMOTH Plays “The End” for Mamas (Because Dads Don’t Matter, Apparently)

Chord F. DiscordMay 22, 2025May 22, 2025

Folks, buckle up because MAMMOTH (formerly known as the infinitely more metal MAMMOTH WVH, because initials are *so* last year)…

Fortnite FINALLY Crawls Back to Apple After Epic Tantrum Lasted Half a Decade
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Fortnite FINALLY Crawls Back to Apple After Epic Tantrum Lasted Half a Decade

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 22, 2025May 22, 2025

Hold onto your V-Bucks, folks, because the most dramatic saga since that time Timmy rage-quit your squad is BACK! Yes,…

SHINEDOWN Milking It: Two More Singles Before We Even THINK About Album #8 (OMG!)
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SHINEDOWN Milking It: Two More Singles Before We Even THINK About Album #8 (OMG!)

Chord F. DiscordMay 22, 2025May 22, 2025

BREAKING: SHINEDOWN’s Brent Smith, During Yet Another Appearance on “On With Mario Lopez” (Because Where Else Would He Be?), Claims…

Metallica Announces 2026 European Tour: Still Playing Those Same Songs, Huh
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Metallica Announces 2026 European Tour: Still Playing Those Same Songs, Huh

Chord F. DiscordMay 22, 2025May 22, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Metallica, those lovable dinosaurs 🦕, are STILL at it! They’ve announced their “M72” tour is crawling back to…

PlayStation Stars Implodes, Sony Promises Even MORE Digital Trinkets Later (Maybe)
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PlayStation Stars Implodes, Sony Promises Even MORE Digital Trinkets Later (Maybe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 21, 2025May 21, 2025

OMG! Sony’s pulling the plug on PlayStation Stars?! 🤣 You know, that “loyalty” program where you grinded for digital trinkets…

Burton C. Bell, Formerly of That Band You Kinda Remember, Drops Solo Single “Savages” to Remind You He Exists Next Week
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Burton C. Bell, Formerly of That Band You Kinda Remember, Drops Solo Single “Savages” to Remind You He Exists Next Week

Chord F. DiscordMay 21, 2025May 21, 2025

So, Burton C. Bell, the guy who used to scream at robots 🤖 in Fear Factory (before they presumably unionized…

Norm! Dies! The World Ends! (Just Kidding, It’s Only George Wendt, 76, No Biggie)
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Norm! Dies! The World Ends! (Just Kidding, It’s Only George Wendt, 76, No Biggie)

FinnMay 21, 2025May 21, 2025

Hold onto your barstools, folks, because the big man, the legend, the *Norm* himself, George Wendt, has apparently kicked the…

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