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EVE Online: Legion Expansion Announced at Fanfest 2025, Promising Even MORE Ways to Lose Your Ships and Sanity ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿคก
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EVE Online: Legion Expansion Announced at Fanfest 2025, Promising Even MORE Ways to Lose Your Ships and Sanity ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿคก

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because CCP Games, bless their cotton socks, just announced *another* expansion for EVE Online at Fanfest…

HallowScreamCon 2026: Prepare for Overpriced Tickets, Disappointing Panels, and Questionable Cosplay Choices! ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€
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HallowScreamCon 2026: Prepare for Overpriced Tickets, Disappointing Panels, and Questionable Cosplay Choices! ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Time to dust off your Jason Voorhees mask and practice your Wilhelm scream, folks! Screen Masters International, bless their little…

ASUS ROG and DOOM: Prepare Your Wallets, Nerds, Because the RTX 5080 Is Here to Rip and Tear Through Your Bank Account ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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ASUS ROG and DOOM: Prepare Your Wallets, Nerds, Because the RTX 5080 Is Here to Rip and Tear Through Your Bank Account ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Oh, sweet baby Belzebub! ASUS ROG, bless their corporate souls, have decided that the best way to celebrate 30 years…

Xbox fans, prepare to sell your kidneys because Microsoft thinks you’re made of money ๐Ÿค‘ and $80 games are just the beginning ๐Ÿš€
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Xbox fans, prepare to sell your kidneys because Microsoft thinks you’re made of money ๐Ÿค‘ and $80 games are just the beginning ๐Ÿš€

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Listen up, peasants! ๐Ÿ‘‘ Microsoft, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just infinite greed ๐Ÿค‘), has decided that your measly…

“Another Simple Favor”: Or, How Blake Lively Robbed Me of Two Hours I’ll Never Get Back ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽฌ
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“Another Simple Favor”: Or, How Blake Lively Robbed Me of Two Hours I’ll Never Get Back ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽฌ

Finn McFrameMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

So, ‘Another Simple Favor’ got a whopping 7 out of 10 stars, huh? ๐Ÿ™„ Must be a slow news day.…

So, Captain Planet and the guy who sang “Vienna” are flogging a Live Aid musical album โ€“ because the 80s weren’t embarrassing enough the first time around ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽถ
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So, Captain Planet and the guy who sang “Vienna” are flogging a Live Aid musical album โ€“ because the 80s weren’t embarrassing enough the first time around ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽถ

Chord F. DiscordMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Just For One Day โ€“ The Live Aid Musical album has been unleashed upon the world, like a rogue glitter…

OMG, Green Day gets a participation trophy ๐ŸŒŸ on the Hollywood Walk of Fame โ€“ guess anyone can be a “star” these days ๐Ÿ™„
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OMG, Green Day gets a participation trophy ๐ŸŒŸ on the Hollywood Walk of Fame โ€“ guess anyone can be a “star” these days ๐Ÿ™„

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Green Day, those purveyors of slightly-more-than-mediocre punk-ish anthems, FINALLY got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame!…

Yeehaw! Saddle up for a totally objective and definitely not rage-baiting list of country music’s biggest hat-wearers from the last quarter-century! ๐Ÿค ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿšœ
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Yeehaw! Saddle up for a totally objective and definitely not rage-baiting list of country music’s biggest hat-wearers from the last quarter-century! ๐Ÿค ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿšœ

Chuck B. BallsyMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

Behold, peasants! Gather ’round and witness the definitive, unimpeachably correct, and utterly objective list of the 26 “Most Important” Country…

Lemmy gets another statue in Stoke-On-Trent because one wasn’t nearly metal enough ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ˜‚
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Lemmy gets another statue in Stoke-On-Trent because one wasn’t nearly metal enough ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ˜‚

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

Oh my gawd, you guize! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ They’re actually doing it! They’re building a monument to Lemmy in Stoke-on-Trent. Stoke-on-freaking-Trent! ๐Ÿคฃ…

The Sword, bless their hearts, are dusting off “Warp Riders” for a 15th-anniversary tour, because apparently time (and riffs) forgot that album existed ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿš€
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The Sword, bless their hearts, are dusting off “Warp Riders” for a 15th-anniversary tour, because apparently time (and riffs) forgot that album existed ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿš€

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

Behold, the geriatric Texan riff-lords, THE SWORD, have dusted off their amplifiers and emerged from whatever retirement home they were…

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