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NVIDIA’s “AI Blueprint” lets you *finally* generate 3D images that are only slightly less terrifying than your sleep paralysis demon ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ
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NVIDIA’s “AI Blueprint” lets you *finally* generate 3D images that are only slightly less terrifying than your sleep paralysis demon ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

Alright gamers, listen up! Nvidia, in its infinite wisdom (and quest for world domination ๐Ÿ˜ˆ), is gracing us with the…

Lorraine Lewis Claims Vixen Firing Was a Total Mystery, Like Where Socks Disappear in the Dryer ๐Ÿงฆ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Lorraine Lewis Claims Vixen Firing Was a Total Mystery, Like Where Socks Disappear in the Dryer ๐Ÿงฆ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

So, apparently, former VIXEN singer Lorraine Lewis (who? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ) did an interview with Brutal Planet Media (never heard of ’em)…

Marathon Hands-On: I Spent a Whole Day Pretending to Enjoy Being a Corporate Space Janitor ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Marathon Hands-On: I Spent a Whole Day Pretending to Enjoy Being a Corporate Space Janitor ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜‚

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because as a card-carrying, Mountain Dew-chugging, basement-dwelling Bungie “fan” (read: Stockholm Syndrome victim), I was cautiously…

Prepare to have your wallets and free time vaporized in Fortnite’s “Biggest Star Wars Collaboration Ever” starting May 2๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’ธโœจ
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Prepare to have your wallets and free time vaporized in Fortnite’s “Biggest Star Wars Collaboration Ever” starting May 2๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’ธโœจ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Epic Games is apparently unleashing a “torrent” of info about their next *Fortnite* collab with *Star Wars*. Get…

Paradise Lost’s Aaron Aedy Admits New Album Is Basically Just Expensive Noise Pollution Right Now ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿฅด
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Paradise Lost’s Aaron Aedy Admits New Album Is Basically Just Expensive Noise Pollution Right Now ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿฅด

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

In an earth-shattering interview with some dude on YouTube named Alejandrosis (who?), Paradise Lost guitarist Aaron Aedy (who? again) deigned…

iam8bit Drops Another Overpriced Shiny Disc Set for Hipsters Who Still Own Record Players ๐Ÿ’ฟ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’ฐ
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iam8bit Drops Another Overpriced Shiny Disc Set for Hipsters Who Still Own Record Players ๐Ÿ’ฟ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’ฐ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ Hold onto your hats, folks, because iam8bit, purveyor of overpriced video game paraphernalia, is BACK with another vinyl record…

So, UX keeps ’em hooked, huh? ๐Ÿ™„ Let’s dissect why gamers are gluttons for punishment and keep hitting that “play” button! ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ˜‚
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So, UX keeps ’em hooked, huh? ๐Ÿ™„ Let’s dissect why gamers are gluttons for punishment and keep hitting that “play” button! ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ˜‚

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round, because we’re about to dissect the *deeply* fascinating world of game UX. And by “deeply fascinating,”…

OMG ๐Ÿป๐Ÿšช Another “exclusive” trailer for that “bearly” escaping game, coming this May to “early access” (aka, still buggy AF) ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚
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OMG ๐Ÿป๐Ÿšช Another “exclusive” trailer for that “bearly” escaping game, coming this May to “early access” (aka, still buggy AF) ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

Okay, gamers, brace yourselves for the most revolutionary, groundbreaking, paradigm-shifting, life-altering VR experience of… 2025? ๐Ÿคจ Yeah, that’s right, Time…

ARC Raiders: A “Hands-On Preview” So Revolutionary, It’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices (And Maybe Find a Hidden Chicken ๐Ÿ”).
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ARC Raiders: A “Hands-On Preview” So Revolutionary, It’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices (And Maybe Find a Hidden Chicken ๐Ÿ”).

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 29, 2025May 25, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round and let Uncle Trollington tell you about *ARC Raiders*, the upcoming extraction shooter from those lovable…

Blackie Lawless, bless his heart, thinks cancel culture is scarier than teased hair and Reaganomics, and also, Orange Man Good, apparently ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŠ
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Blackie Lawless, bless his heart, thinks cancel culture is scarier than teased hair and Reaganomics, and also, Orange Man Good, apparently ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŠ

Chord F. DiscordApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

Blackie Lawless, the lyrical genius behind such profound works as “Animal (F**k Like a Beast)” (a song so subtly nuanced…

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