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Hollywood Scrapes Bottom with More Obscure Comic Book Movies
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Hollywood Scrapes Bottom with More Obscure Comic Book Movies

FinnOctober 20, 2026October 21, 2026

Before Clayface got his own 2026 movie from DC Studios, he had headlined exactly zero (0) monthly comic series. Sure,…

xTool C1 does everything except make a decent game this year
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xTool C1 does everything except make a decent game this year

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh joy, another device to clutter up our desks and empty our wallets. But hey, at least this one looks…

Because What Horror Needed Was Another Generic Slayground Trailer Released
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Because What Horror Needed Was Another Generic Slayground Trailer Released

FinnOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Jeremy Saulnier, one of the most underappreciated genre directors working today, is back with a new film that promises to…

Razer peddles overpriced nostalgia with Xbox 25th anniversary cash grab
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Razer peddles overpriced nostalgia with Xbox 25th anniversary cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

This is what happens when corporate nostalgia meets gamer wallets: the XBOX 25 Anniversary Collection, a partnership between Razer and…

CD Projekt cranks out Edgerunners 2 update to milk Cyberpunk 2077 some more
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CD Projekt cranks out Edgerunners 2 update to milk Cyberpunk 2077 some more

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

It seems like CD Projekt RED is back to its old tricks, breathing new life into Cyberpunk 2077 with Update…

Mortal Shell II spawns Halloween content in shameless seasonal cash grab
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Mortal Shell II spawns Halloween content in shameless seasonal cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

The holiday season is upon us, and you know what that means – a plethora of updates and events designed…

Corsair Teams Up with Aimlabs to Milk Gaming Peripherals Market with SABRE V3 PRO
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Corsair Teams Up with Aimlabs to Milk Gaming Peripherals Market with SABRE V3 PRO

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

In a move that’s sure to get the competitive gaming crowd all aflutter, Corsair has announced the SABRE v3 PRO…

Trump Casually Drops Shylock Reference Because Subtlety Is Overrated
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Trump Casually Drops Shylock Reference Because Subtlety Is Overrated

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest remarks, and I have to say, it’s a…

Gamers know blackjack’s dark past as Twenty-One before rebranding magic
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Gamers know blackjack’s dark past as Twenty-One before rebranding magic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Let’s get this game on, but don’t expect me to bet the farm on the latest trends in the gaming…

Square Enix dusts off ancient RPG relic for easy cash grab
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Square Enix dusts off ancient RPG relic for easy cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Oh joy, another remake to add to the ever-growing pile of rehashed games, but this time it’s actually worth getting…

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