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Trump Lashes Out At Yet Another Female Critic Because Of Course
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Lashes Out At Yet Another Female Critic Because Of Course

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest antics, and folks, it’s getting interesting. He’s apparently not…

NEO BERLIN 2087 brings AAA polish to indie scene without the monetization nonsense
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NEO BERLIN 2087 brings AAA polish to indie scene without the monetization nonsense

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 26, 2026September 26, 2026

Gamescom 2026 has come and gone, leaving us with a plethora of upcoming titles to drool over, and I’m not…

Nicolas Cage Becomes Latest Desperate Attempt to Revive Dead Franchise
Breaking, Movie News

Nicolas Cage Becomes Latest Desperate Attempt to Revive Dead Franchise

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 26, 2026

We’re getting a John Madden biopic, folks, and Nicolas Cage is set to star as the legendary football coach and…

Primal Fear rejects form new band because why not
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Primal Fear rejects form new band because why not

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 26, 2026September 26, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that will surely change the course of metal history forever, former PRIMAL FEAR members…

Because What DC Needs is Another Reboot of Clayface Apparently
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Because What DC Needs is Another Reboot of Clayface Apparently

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 27, 2026

The DC Universe is only two movies old, and already it’s taking a sharp turn into the depths of its…

Disney+ and Hulu Raise Prices Because Youll Pay Anything Apparently
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Disney+ and Hulu Raise Prices Because Youll Pay Anything Apparently

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 27, 2026

Just when you thought it was safe to budget your monthly expenses, Disney has announced that it’s raising the prices…

Republicans Somehow Fail Again In Missouri
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Republicans Somehow Fail Again In Missouri

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

The Supreme Court has rejected an effort to use a new congressional map in Missouri for the November midterm elections,…

Sony Mulls Killing PS5 Discs to Boost Digital Profits
Breaking, Games News

Sony Mulls Killing PS5 Discs to Boost Digital Profits

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

It seems like Sony is trying to gauge the temperature of the development community, and by extension, the gaming public,…

Unicorn Overlord’s latest cash grab Dawngazer promises action and regret
Breaking, Games News

Unicorn Overlord’s latest cash grab Dawngazer promises action and regret

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Get ready for another glorious iteration of the “New IP” shuffle, folks, as Monochrome Corporation and Good Smile Company announce…

Johnny Depp Reboots Career in Latest Unnecessary Sequel Day Drinker
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Johnny Depp Reboots Career in Latest Unnecessary Sequel Day Drinker

FinnSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Johnny Depp is back, because of course he is. The man has more lives than a cat has lives, and…

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