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Oh Great Another Documentary About a Furry Little Polar Bear Terrorizing Humans with Its Cuteness Nuisance Bear – Watch the trailer for the new polar bear documentary that will make you feel guilty for existing
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Oh Great Another Documentary About a Furry Little Polar Bear Terrorizing Humans with Its Cuteness Nuisance Bear – Watch the trailer for the new polar bear documentary that will make you feel guilty for existing

FinnOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

In the most epic battle of wits, a new documentary film “Nuisance Bear” is coming to town, and we can’t…

Mobile Gaming Accounts Now Need Bodyguards Apparently Not
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Mobile Gaming Accounts Now Need Bodyguards Apparently Not

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Let’s face it, gamers: our phones are a treasure trove of sensitive information just waiting to be exploited. From reused…

Gaming tech evolves while monetization schemes stay shamelessly stagnant
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Gaming tech evolves while monetization schemes stay shamelessly stagnant

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Gaming has finally reached the promised land of digital utopia, where you can download a new title in minutes, switch…

Gaming’s Luck-Based Cash Grabs Exposed in All Their Greedy Glory
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Gaming’s Luck-Based Cash Grabs Exposed in All Their Greedy Glory

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Let’s get this RNG party started, shall we? Because, you know, who doesn’t love a good game of chance, right?…

Because What Movies Really Need Is More Merchandising Tie Ins
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Because What Movies Really Need Is More Merchandising Tie Ins

FinnOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

In a bold move to distract us from the impending doom of franchise fatigue, a new sweepstakes has emerged, offering…

Another Reboot Depends on One Magical Marketing Buzzword Apparently
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Another Reboot Depends on One Magical Marketing Buzzword Apparently

FinnOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Nathan Fielder’s latest documentary, You Can See Everything, is a fascinating and frustrating exploration of the elusive Elizabeth Holmes, the…

Saros gets belated accessibility and New Game+ because you complained loudly enough
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Saros gets belated accessibility and New Game+ because you complained loudly enough

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, a game update has been released that doesn’t cost an extra $20 or require…

MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Still Alive At 55 Somehow
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MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Still Alive At 55 Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Breaking news: Chad Gray, the legendary frontman of MUDVAYNE and HELLYEAH, has survived another year of life and is still…

Because What The Simpsons Really Needed Was Another Revamp Decision
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Because What The Simpsons Really Needed Was Another Revamp Decision

FinnOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

The Simpsons brought back Apu, because of course they did. The 812th episode of the show featured the character’s first…

ICE Incident Injures US Citizen Because That’s Totally Their Job
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ICE Incident Injures US Citizen Because That’s Totally Their Job

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest incident involving Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) in Long Beach, California,…

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