New Press Secretary Fails Bar Exam But Plays One Online
I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about Katie Zacharia, the new White House press secretary, and I have…
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Feds Sue California Over Indisputably Dramatic Thumb Drive Incident
!!!!!strong>The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering what they’re thinking. They’ve filed a…
Billionaires Can Now Bowl With Celebs For Charity Because Thats Exactly What The World Needed
Oh boy, are you ready for the most epic bowling experience of your life? 🎉 I mean, who wouldn’t want…
California Voters Apparently Not Republican Enough For Trump Admin
The Trump administration is at it again, threatening to take legal action against California election officials if they don’t review…
A Perfect Circle finally makes a video for a song you already listened to 10 times
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 A Perfect Circle’s “Starless” is still dominating the Active…
Six Flags Visitor Takes Thrill Seeking Literally
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a man who died at Six Flags Over Georgia, and I have to…
Evan and Nick Simmons Prove Nepotism Is Just a Coincidence Somehow
In a shocking turn of events that has left the music world reeling (or not), Evan Stanley and Nick Simmons,…
Trump Promotes Unknown To Speak For Him
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the White House, and folks, it looks like President…
Aerosmith dusts off geriatric bones for 2 shows at Hollywood Bowl presumably to pay medical bills
Oh boy, are you ready for this? 🤯 Aerosmith is back, and they’re bringing all their friends to the party!…
Because Who Needs Security At Airports Anyway
Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about the latest airport shenanigans, and I just can’t even. So, apparently,…