Metal Legends Too Old To Tour Without Naps
Oh no, the sky is falling! 🌪️ FORBIDDEN’s bassist Matt Camacho and drummer Chris Kontos are sitting out their upcoming…
Tag: California
Circle Jerks in Carrboro, NC (09/17/2026)
Hardcore punk from Los Angeles, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Wyoming Embraces Diversity With 17 Stab Wounds To Sikh Truck Driver
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this absolutely horrific attack on a Sikh truck driver in Wyoming, and…
California Gets Kill Switch for Rogue AI Because That Always Works
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about California Gov. Gavin Newsom’s latest move to regulate artificial intelligence, and I…
Stray Cat Sparks Heroic Quest In San Bernardino Backyard
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jaina Spagis, a woman who has dedicated her life to rescuing cats in…
No Death Penalty for Guy Who Allegedly Killed His Own Parents
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. California prosecutors have announced that they won’t be seeking the death…
Government Uses Questionable Math To Justify Voter Purge Efforts
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Department of Homeland Security is using some pretty questionable tactics…
Gavin Newsom Reels in Votes One Fish at Time
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. CNN’s Jake Tapper spent some quality time with California Gov. Gavin…
KK’S PRIEST somehow still exists and is touring with W.A.S.P. because you clearly needed this in your life
OH MY METAL GODS, KK’S PRIEST IS TOURING AND PLAYING ALL THE JUDAS PRIEST SONGS YOU FORGOT EXISTED!!! 🤯 I…
Mötley Crüe in Houston, TX (09/11/2026)
Hard rock from Hollywood, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…