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Texas Republicans are so generous they’re letting Democrats WATCH them redistrict again
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Texas Republicans are so generous they’re letting Democrats WATCH them redistrict again

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the radical Democrats to undermine our GREAT President Trump and the glorious state of…

Texas Democrats Suddenly Remember They Have a State to Represent, Maybe
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Texas Democrats Suddenly Remember They Have a State to Represent, Maybe

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Those pesky Texas Democrats are crawling back after their little vacation! Seems like their little stunt of running away to…

California Republicans Throw a Hissy Fit Over Newsom’s Perfectly Reasonable and Not-at-All Gerrymandered Redistricting Bonanza
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California Republicans Throw a Hissy Fit Over Newsom’s Perfectly Reasonable and Not-at-All Gerrymandered Redistricting Bonanza

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

California is at it again, folks! The radical Left Coast, led by Governor Newsom, is whining about Texas redrawing its…

Colorado Prison Gets Wildfire-Induced Vacay, Courtesy of Mother Nature’s Arsonist Skills | CNN
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Colorado Prison Gets Wildfire-Induced Vacay, Courtesy of Mother Nature’s Arsonist Skills | CNN

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2025August 11, 2025

Another day, another crisis courtesy of the Liberal Loons and their eco-agenda! A Colorado prison evacuated because of a wildfire?…

Trump’s National Guard Antics: Now Featuring a California Courtroom!
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Trump’s National Guard Antics: Now Featuring a California Courtroom!

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2025August 11, 2025

Oh, the drama never ends! California’s crybaby governor, Gavin Newsom, is suing our beloved President Trump, claiming he violated some…

Texas Democrats Walk Out, Now Walk Aimlessly Into the Abyss
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Texas Democrats Walk Out, Now Walk Aimlessly Into the Abyss

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

Another day, another Democrat disaster! These Texas Dems, bless their hearts, fled to Illinois to avoid voting on a new…

Fear Factory’s New Singer Somehow Convinced He’s Not Dreaming
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Fear Factory’s New Singer Somehow Convinced He’s Not Dreaming

Chord F. DiscordAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

In an interview with the Mike James Rock Show 🎤 (because who else would care?), FEAR FACTORY’s new singer Milo…

New Law Kinda Sorta Might Have Stopped Manhattan Shooter, But Who’s Counting
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New Law Kinda Sorta Might Have Stopped Manhattan Shooter, But Who’s Counting

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

Another day, another tragedy, and what do the Liberals do? Blame guns, of course! This time, it’s a shooting in…

California Dreamin’ Turns Nightmarish Inferno: Run for Your Lives, Folks
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California Dreamin’ Turns Nightmarish Inferno: Run for Your Lives, Folks

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Looks like California is on fire again! You know what that means, right? More excuses for those socialist Democrats to…

LA Wildfires: Probably Only Killed 440 People, No Biggie | CNN
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LA Wildfires: Probably Only Killed 440 People, No Biggie | CNN

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2025August 7, 2025

Oh, the Libs are at it again, folks! Now they’re blaming wildfires for, get this, “excess deaths”! Can you believe…

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