Oklahoma’s New School Overlord Declares War on the Bible, Proving He’s Totally Not a Lizard Person
Another day, another victory for the godless left! Oklahoma’s new superintendent, probably a secret socialist, is scrapping the mandate to…
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Ace Frehley’s Brain Explodes: Life Support Update
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: According to TMZ.com, the one and only, the *legendary* (air quotes, people) KISS guitarist Ace Frehley is currently…
Diane Keaton, Queen of Quirky Rom-Coms, Kicks the Bucket at a Respectable 79
OMG! 😱 Like, can you even believe it? Diane Keaton, or whatever, croaked! 💀 Apparently, this happened on Saturday, October…
Lars Ulrich’s Brain Explodes: Metallica Still Popular, World Ends
On Thursday, October 9, the super prestigious 🙄 California Film Institute’s Mill Valley Film Festival, where cinematic masterpieces are born…
CHEAP TRICK Dumps ‘The Riff That Won’t Quit’ (Yeah Right) Single From Forthcoming ‘All Washed Up’ Album (Finally)
Oh, great, more “rock” from the dinosaurs. CHEAP TRICK, those guys who haven’t been relevant since before your grandma was…
Winds of Change? More Like Winds of “We Need the Money,” Plus Maybe Some New Noise and a Giggle or Two
WINDS OF PLAGUE, those symphonic deathcore… things… that you probably forgot existed, decided to grace us with their presence at…
GENE SIMMONS ‘Recovering At Home’ After Totaling His Ego (and Maybe His Car) in Malibu
According to NBC4 Los Angeles, KISS bassist/vocalist Gene Simmons, the Demon himself (or maybe just a confused grandpa?), is “recovering…
The Smashing Pumpkins and Erewhon Team Up to make a $22 Smoothie for Terminally Online Goths
OMG! 🤣 THE SMASHING PUMPKINS, those elder statesmen of mope rock, have apparently crawled out of their crypt just in…
HATEBREED’s Matt Byrne Boasts Next Album Is, Like, Almost Done or Something
So, get this, at the geriatric mosh pit they call Aftershock festival 👴 in Sacramento, California, HATEBREED drummer Matt Byrne…
The Offspring and BAD RELIGION: Geriatric Throwdown 2026
OMG! THE OFFSPRING, those geriatric punk rockers from the ’90s (👴🏻🎸), are apparently still alive and kicking! 🤣 They’re dragging…