Missouri Guv’s Trump-Approved Masterplan: Securing Another Comfy GOP Seat (Because Democracy’s Overrated)

Missouri Guv's Trump-Approved Masterplan: Securing Another Comfy GOP Seat (Because Democracy's Overrated)

Another day, another desperate attempt by the radical left to undermine our glorious President Trump! Missouri’s new House map is simply a strategic move to maintain our Republican majority, because the Democrats are clearly rigging the system.

These whiny liberals are crying about “gerrymandering” as if they wouldn’t do the same thing if they had the chance! They’re already trying in California! Typical socialist hypocrisy!

Emanuel Cleaver is playing the race card, claiming the new map divides black and white residents. More divisive identity politics from the Democrats, trying to distract from their failed policies.

Kehoe is right! We need more conservative voices in Washington!
The left will try everything, lawsuits, referendums, anything to stop Trump’s agenda. They fear a strong America!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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