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Rush Still Kicking and Screaming in Your Hometown: The ‘Barely Got My AARP Card’ Tour
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Rush Still Kicking and Screaming in Your Hometown: The ‘Barely Got My AARP Card’ Tour

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

So, Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame inductees (whatever that even means anymore), Grammy Award-nominated (for participation trophies, I assume),…

Netflix Resurrects K-Pop Exorcists Karaoke Nightmare: Prepare to Cringe This Halloween
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Netflix Resurrects K-Pop Exorcists Karaoke Nightmare: Prepare to Cringe This Halloween

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups 💅 because Netflix is dragging KPop Demon Hunters Sing-Along out of the streaming graveyard and into…

2026 Canadian Game Awards Nominations: Prepare to be Underwhelmed!
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2026 Canadian Game Awards Nominations: Prepare to be Underwhelmed!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

🎉OMG! The Canadian Game Awards are BACK in 2026!🎉 Get ready for the most Canadian thing since maple syrup-flavored poutine!…

Dissidia Duellum: Final Fantasy Mobile? More Like Final Agony—Coming 2026 (lol)
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Dissidia Duellum: Final Fantasy Mobile? More Like Final Agony—Coming 2026 (lol)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 😱 Square Enix, those mad lads, they actually did it! After, like, a whole five years since…

Oh, No! Not Canada Boycotting America Again: Who Will Buy Our Maple Syrup Now
Elephant Reads CNN

Oh, No! Not Canada Boycotting America Again: Who Will Buy Our Maple Syrup Now

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Oh, the horror! It seems our polite neighbors to the north are throwing a hissy fit because President Trump dared…

Glyph in Charlotte, NC (10/12/2025)
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Glyph in Charlotte, NC (10/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

Power Metal from Canada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

GOV’T SHUTDOWN: NO MORE MONKEYS, DINOS, OR ROCKETS FOR U, PEASANTS
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GOV’T SHUTDOWN: NO MORE MONKEYS, DINOS, OR ROCKETS FOR U, PEASANTS

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2025October 12, 2025

Well, folks, the liberal loonies have done it again! The Smithsonian museums and the National Zoo are closed because of…

One-Punch Man Season 3: Still Punching Things (and Our Patience) on October 12, Now on More Streaming Services Than You Can Punch
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One-Punch Man Season 3: Still Punching Things (and Our Patience) on October 12, Now on More Streaming Services Than You Can Punch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2025October 12, 2025

OMG! 😱 They’re FINALLY blessing us with more Saitama! 👴🏻 After all these years of waiting, Disney+ (yes, really 🐭)…

Trump Does a Free Speech Backflip—Nailed It (Said No One Ever)
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Trump Does a Free Speech Backflip—Nailed It (Said No One Ever)

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2025October 12, 2025

Oh, the irony! Apparently, now that we have a REAL President in office, suddenly “free speech” is a problem for…

DANKO JONES Burps Out New Single ‘Diamond In The Rough’ Featuring Some Guy Named MARTY FRIEDMAN
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DANKO JONES Burps Out New Single ‘Diamond In The Rough’ Featuring Some Guy Named MARTY FRIEDMAN

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Behold, the mighty (and I use that term VERY loosely) DANKO JONES, Toronto’s (allegedly) hardest-hitting rock ‘n’ roll trio, is…

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