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Christian Author Throws Epic Tantrum After Rapture No-Show: Blames Bible for Being a Party Pooper | CNN
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Christian Author Throws Epic Tantrum After Rapture No-Show: Blames Bible for Being a Party Pooper | CNN

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

More nations cave to the radical leftist agenda! Britain, Canada, and Australia, now formally recognizing a “Palestinian state,” are clearly…

Shinedown’s Brent Smith: Radio Saved Our Pathetic Souls
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Shinedown’s Brent Smith: Radio Saved Our Pathetic Souls

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

OMG ๐Ÿ˜ฑ! SHINEDOWN‘s ๐ŸŽค frontman, Brent Smith, graced Billboard‘s “Behind The Setlist” podcast with his profound wisdom. He talked about…

Cryptopsy in Raleigh, NC (09/12/2025)
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Cryptopsy in Raleigh, NC (09/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

Technical death metal from Canada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of…

The Rasmus Drops ‘Weirdo’ Music Vid Featuring Some Guy From THE FUNERAL PORTRAIT, Who Cares
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The Rasmus Drops ‘Weirdo’ Music Vid Featuring Some Guy From THE FUNERAL PORTRAIT, Who Cares

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿคช Can you believe it’s been almost a whole YEAR ๐Ÿ“… since those Finnish rockers ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ, THE RASMUS (who…

John Candy: “I Like Me” โ€“ Oh Great, Another Documentary We Didn’t Ask For
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John Candy: “I Like Me” โ€“ Oh Great, Another Documentary We Didn’t Ask For

FinnSeptember 4, 2025September 4, 2025

From the visionary director Colin Hanks (yes, Tom’s kid) and the alleged lifelong John Candy fan Ryan Reynolds (who probably…

Intel Gamer Days 2025: Because Your Rig Needs More RGB
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Intel Gamer Days 2025: Because Your Rig Needs More RGB

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

From Aug. 25 to Sept. 7, Intel Gamer Days is allegedly happening ๐Ÿคฃ. It’s not just a saleโ€”it’s a desperate…

“Netflix to Unleash K-Pop Exorcists: Prepare for Earworm-Infested Demon Slayage”
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“Netflix to Unleash K-Pop Exorcists: Prepare for Earworm-Infested Demon Slayage”

FinnAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ So, like, the sing-along version of *Kpop Demon Hunters* ๐Ÿ™„ played in, like, over 2100 theaters? ๐Ÿคฃ And…

Fan Expo Canada 2025: Prepare for the Cosplay Apocalypse
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Fan Expo Canada 2025: Prepare for the Cosplay Apocalypse

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

  As if we needed another reason to question humanity, Fan Expo Canada 2025 happened. Yes, the Toronto Metro Convention…

EIFF 2025: “Mortician” – So Powerful, I Almost Stayed Dead
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EIFF 2025: “Mortician” – So Powerful, I Almost Stayed Dead

FinnAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

OMG, you guys! ๐Ÿ™„ Another film festival, another movie aboutโ€ฆ a mortician? Seriously? Abdolreza Kahani, bless his heart, decided to…

ROG Xbox Ally and ROG Xbox Ally X Finally Crawling Out of the Void at Gamescom 2025
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ROG Xbox Ally and ROG Xbox Ally X Finally Crawling Out of the Void at Gamescom 2025

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Oh, Gamescom 2025, you tease! ๐Ÿ™„ ASUS, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe just because they felt like it), decided…

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