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Career Fair: Desperate Tech Companies Throwing Warm Bodies at Problems, Get Your Free Swag (Maybe a Job)
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Career Fair: Desperate Tech Companies Throwing Warm Bodies at Problems, Get Your Free Swag (Maybe a Job)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

**OMG! Another “exclusive” Tech Career Fair US/Canada! ๐Ÿ™„ Sign up, upload your soul (resume), and MAYBE, just MAYBE, Fortune 500…

Ubisoft Toronto Accidentally Unlocks Its Doors, Celebrates 15 Years of… Something
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Ubisoft Toronto Accidentally Unlocks Its Doors, Celebrates 15 Years of… Something

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

Ah, Ubisoft Toronto, bless their hearts. ๐Ÿ™„ They’re opening their doors for Doors Open Toronto to celebrate… wait for it……

Dave Mustaine: Actually a Fluffy Bunny? Chris Adler Spills the Tea
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Dave Mustaine: Actually a Fluffy Bunny? Chris Adler Spills the Tea

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

So, apparently, CHRIS ADLER, the guy who used to hit things for LAMB OF GOD (you know, that band your…

Oh, honey, did they *really* need to resurrect that rusty log truck for “Final Destination: Bloodlines”? ๐Ÿชต๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
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Oh, honey, did they *really* need to resurrect that rusty log truck for “Final Destination: Bloodlines”? ๐Ÿชต๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

Okay, buckle up buttercups, because Warner Bros. Pictures Canada is apparently REALLY trying to give us all heart attacks. With…

Oh great, more celebrities desperately trying to stay relevant at Game Con Canada 2025 ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ’ธ
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Oh great, more celebrities desperately trying to stay relevant at Game Con Canada 2025 ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ’ธ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

Alright, gamers, hold onto your Mountain Dew-soaked hats because Game Con Canada is BACK! ๐ŸŽ‰ And guess what? They’ve managed…

Prepare your eardrums for a geriatric rock-off as FOREIGNER, propped up by the ancient relic LOU GRAMM, creaks through Santiago, Chile in Spring 2025! ๐Ÿ‘ด๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿคฃ
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Prepare your eardrums for a geriatric rock-off as FOREIGNER, propped up by the ancient relic LOU GRAMM, creaks through Santiago, Chile in Spring 2025! ๐Ÿ‘ด๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿคฃ

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

HOLY GUACAMOLE! ๐Ÿฅ‘ Fan-filmed video surfaces of FOREIGNER’s May 7th concert in Chile, and let’s just say it’s a masterclass…

Bruce Dickinson ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป Still at it? ๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽธ 18 Songs of flight โœˆ๏ธ (delayed ‘Til 2026 ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ, Obviously ๐Ÿ™„).
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Bruce Dickinson ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป Still at it? ๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽธ 18 Songs of flight โœˆ๏ธ (delayed ‘Til 2026 ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ, Obviously ๐Ÿ™„).

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

So, Bruce Dickinson, AKA the air raid siren from IRON MAIDEN (the band your dad probably listens to), decided to…

Game Con Canada 2025: Prepare to Empty Your Wallet and Lose to 12-Year-Olds in Sweaty eSports Tournaments! ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’ฐ
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Game Con Canada 2025: Prepare to Empty Your Wallet and Lose to 12-Year-Olds in Sweaty eSports Tournaments! ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’ฐ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

ATTENTION, fellow basement dwellers and Dorito dust connoisseurs! ๐Ÿ“ข Prepare yourselves, for Game Con Canada 2025 is looming, threatening to…

Oh, Canada, eh? ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Prepare for the earth-shattering, life-altering, probably-the-same-stuff-as-every-other-month content bomb dropping on Disney+ in May 2025! ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜ด
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Oh, Canada, eh? ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Prepare for the earth-shattering, life-altering, probably-the-same-stuff-as-every-other-month content bomb dropping on Disney+ in May 2025! ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜ด

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 26, 2025April 26, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Disney+ Canada is blessing us with *more* content in May 2025. Yes, MORE. As if…

VOIVOD’s making a video game? โ˜ข๏ธ Probably just another reason to dust off your Atari, right? ๐Ÿคฃ
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VOIVOD’s making a video game? โ˜ข๏ธ Probably just another reason to dust off your Atari, right? ๐Ÿคฃ

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2025April 23, 2025

Oh, NOOOO! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Voivod, those lovable weirdos from Canada, are BACK! And this time, they’re not just assaulting your eardrums…

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