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Xbox and IKEA merge to create gaming furniture abominations
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Xbox and IKEA merge to create gaming furniture abominations

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Because who needs actual games when you can buy overpriced furniture to match your gaming setup, am I right? At…

Trump Revives Tariffs Because Midterms Weren’t Already Fun Enough
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Trump Revives Tariffs Because Midterms Weren’t Already Fun Enough

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s tariffs are back in the…

Trump Still Fabricating Facts About Canada Because Why Not
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Trump Still Fabricating Facts About Canada Because Why Not

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, attacking Canada with claims…

Trump Proposes Lake Ontario Name Change to Lake America Because Why Not
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Trump Proposes Lake Ontario Name Change to Lake America Because Why Not

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about President Trump’s latest antics, and I just can’t help but chuckle.…

Canada Strikes Back With Costly Kraft Dinner
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Canada Strikes Back With Costly Kraft Dinner

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The United States and Canada are apparently barreling towards a deeper…

Blackie Lawless Writes Book Because You Clearly Needed More Of His Opinion
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Blackie Lawless Writes Book Because You Clearly Needed More Of His Opinion

Chord F. DiscordAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I just found out that Blackie Lawless, the legendary…

Sweet Guitarist Tired Of Being Yelled At By Old Dude Andy Scott
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Sweet Guitarist Tired Of Being Yelled At By Old Dude Andy Scott

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I couldn’t believe what I was reading. THE SWEET, the…

FAN EXPO Canada 2026 Promises More Overpriced Nostalgia And Crowds
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FAN EXPO Canada 2026 Promises More Overpriced Nostalgia And Crowds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

FAN EXPO Canada 2026 is coming, and it’s a geek’s paradise, but let’s be real, it’s also a corporate playground…

Cryptopsy at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)
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Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Technical death metal from Canada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Canada gets Intel’s gaming handouts in 2026
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Canada gets Intel’s gaming handouts in 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Intel Gamer Days is back, and it’s time to upgrade your gaming rig without breaking the bank. From August 28…

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