KISS Legend PETER CRISS Sells Autographs Like a Used Car Salesman at NYC’s Hipster Petting Zoo
šØ BREAKING: Peter Criss Releases New Album, Proves That Time Is Just A Social Construct For Rock Gods šØ In…
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Trump Finally Discovers the Green Light: Signs Order to Fast-Track Pot Reclassification After Big Cannabis Promised Him a Free Sample
Trump’s Executive Order to Reclassify Marijuana: A Common-Sense Move or a Plot by Big Weed to Take Over America? In…
Social Distortion Finally Crawls Out Of Rock ānā Roll Grave In Time For May 2026
Mike Ness, the leather-lunged, tattooed oracle of SoCal punk rock, has finally emerged from his recording cave to announce that…
Robert Smith Announces He’ll ‘Cure’ Teenage Cancer Trust Gigs Like Some Kind of Goth Messiah (Again)
Robert Smith Summons the Ghosts of Alternative Rock Past for Teenage Cancer Trust Extravaganza ā Because Apparently, the ā90s Never…
SKILLET’s John Cooper Claims Bedroom Conversion at Age Five: Tiny Human, Huge Decision
In the latest earth-shattering episode of the See The King podcast (sponsored by holy water and gluten-free communion wafers), host…
Middleboro Fireside Grille: Get Drunk and Donate to Curtin
OMG! š¤£ Prepare for a laugh riot! š Jimmie “JJ” Walker and crew are battling pancreatic cancer the best way…
SEPULTURA’s Last Ever European Show (Until the Next One) is a ‘Must-Miss’
OMG! š± Sepultura, those ancient Braziliansš“ with their didgeridoos and tribal beatsš„, are STILL around? After, like, FOUR DECADES of…
Red Cross Teams Up With Pill-Popping Ghost-Dodger To Fuel Holiday Blood Drive
OMG! šØ The Red Cross, bless their cotton socks (which, incidentally, you can get for FREE!), is teaming up with…
MUDVAYNE’s New Album: Chad Gray’s Got NO CLUE, LOL
In a recent interview with Toilet Ov Hell (yes, you read that right š½), MUDVAYNE’s supreme leader, Chad Gray, graced…
Trump, Savior of ‘Dilbert,’ Declares ‘I’m On It,’ Because Cartoonists are People Too, Maybe
Another day, another example of President Trump MAGA-ing his way through the swamp! This time, he’s stepping in to help…