Fed to Bond Market: Chill, We Got This Maybe
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Investors are getting all worked up about government deficits and inflation,…
Tag: Cats
Benji Webbe’s 18 Grandkids Somehow Still Not Tired Of Him
I just spit out my beer when I heard that Benji Webbe, the legendary frontman of Skindred, has a whopping…
Ozzfest 2027 somehow still happening with one day of tolerable music
In a shocking turn of events, Jack Osbourne, the son of the Prince of Darkness himself, Ozzy Osbourne, has confirmed…
AI’s Existential Crisis: To Open or Not To Open Apparently Matters
The White House has waded into the AI debate, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It…
GOP Senator Throws Tantrum Over Blanche Nomination
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this mess. So, it seems like Todd Blanche’s nomination…
More Stuff To Forget Exists on Netflix in August 2026 Apparently
Ah, August. The month where Hollywood used to dump all its unwanted trash, hoping to avoid the shame of releasing…
Nation’s Cybersecurity Now In Capable Hands Of Robots Apparently
The White House is launching a new initiative to coordinate cybersecurity defenses across critical infrastructure, and I’m reading about it…
Graham Platner quits Senate bid suddenly becomes less interesting
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Graham Platner’s exit from the Maine Senate race. It’s been a wild…
Trump and Cohen’s Bromance Rekindled by Random Text Message Miracle
So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Michael Cohen and President Donald Trump supposedly burying the hatchet, and…
Finally, America’s great again, consumer sentiment somehow magically rises
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…