Graham Platner quits Senate bid suddenly becomes less interesting
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Graham Platner’s exit from the Maine Senate race. It’s been a wild…
Tag: Cats
Trump and Cohen’s Bromance Rekindled by Random Text Message Miracle
So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Michael Cohen and President Donald Trump supposedly burying the hatchet, and…
Finally, America’s great again, consumer sentiment somehow magically rises
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…
“Ex-YouTube Employee Spills the Beans: It’s Not All Cats and Viral Hits Behind the Scenes”
Finally, the truth about YouTube: it’s not just cat videos and TikTok rejects! 🐱😂 Executive Producer Emily Boulting FRSA spills…
The cats seem to be asking, “I’ll get something too, won’t I?”
At least there’s proof, otherwise no would believe it was the cat! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…
Starsand Island: Because Real Life Isn’t Boring Enough, Apparently
Alright, gather ’round, armchair architects and virtual dog-petting enthusiasts, because Seed Sparkle Labs is about to sell you a dream.…
CS2’s Digital Hoarders Jack Up AWP Skin Prices So Corporate Fat Cats Can Swim in Whale Tears
The CS2 skin economy is basically a dumpster fire rolling downhill while dressed as a Gucci handbag—utter chaos wrapped in…
Ex-DEICIDE Guitarist JACK OWEN Tells Glen Benton He Wasn’t In His Weird Little Bubble But Thanks For The Invitation Anyway
So, here we are again, folks. Another day, another former member of a legendary death metal band throwing shade like…