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UPSTREAM: More Like DOWNSTREAM amirite
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UPSTREAM: More Like DOWNSTREAM amirite

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

**OMG!**🤯 Another Chinese propaganda flick! 🇨🇳 “The way out” directed by Xu Zheng, stars Xu Zheng, Xin Zhilei, Wang Xiao,…

Gamers Assemble to Witness Yet Another Gaming Company Nobody Asked For
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Gamers Assemble to Witness Yet Another Gaming Company Nobody Asked For

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Gotham Gaming launches in Chicago! 🎉 They promise “inclusive” spaces. Kinowerks, October 10th, 2025, 7-10 PM. Free booze…

Gary Holt Says New EXODUS Album Is ‘Done’ So Prepare for 12 New National Anthems
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Gary Holt Says New EXODUS Album Is ‘Done’ So Prepare for 12 New National Anthems

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

So, guess what, losers? EXODUS guitarist Gary Holt, the guy who definitely doesn’t regret not being in the “Big Four,”…

Orange Man Says ‘Hold My Diet Coke’ and Sends in the Troops After Judge Tells Him ‘No Take-Backs’ in Portland
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Orange Man Says ‘Hold My Diet Coke’ and Sends in the Troops After Judge Tells Him ‘No Take-Backs’ in Portland

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

The radical left is at it again, folks! Our GREAT President Trump is trying to restore order in these Democrat-run…

Chicago Comedy: As If You Had Anything Better to Do
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Chicago Comedy: As If You Had Anything Better to Do

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! 2-Item Minimum?** 🤣 **Comedy Bar**🙄 **+ Gino’s East**🍕**= Chicago “experience.”**🙄**Come for jokes, stay for deep dish!🍕 First come, first…

OMG! Trump’s Army of Naughty Nannies Coming to Save Portland and Chicago from Themselves
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OMG! Trump’s Army of Naughty Nannies Coming to Save Portland and Chicago from Themselves

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2025October 4, 2025

You won’t BELIEVE what’s happening in these Democrat-run CESSPOOLS! Our GREAT President Trump is sending in the troops to clean…

Trump’s MAGA Minions Invade Cities: Feds Gone Wild
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Trump’s MAGA Minions Invade Cities: Feds Gone Wild

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 2, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump in his quest to Make America Safe Again! Those spineless liberals at CNN…

Censorship or Idiocy? European Black Metal Bands Denied Entry to Metal Threat Fest 2025, Mistaken for BLM Activists
Metal Threat Fest 2025 in Jeopardy: White House Confuses Black Metal with BLM, Cancels Visas
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Censorship or Idiocy? European Black Metal Bands Denied Entry to Metal Threat Fest 2025, Mistaken for BLM Activists

FinnOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

Chicago’s Metal Threat Fest 2025 has found itself at the epicenter of an international scandal so absurd it could give…

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