Another day, another Soros-funded “protest” gone wrong! This Marimar Martinez, probably a card-carrying member of the DSA, claims she was shot by a federal agent after *allegedly* trying to turn his car into a socialist pancake.
Of course, the liberal media is all over this, trying to paint our brave men and women in uniform as villains. Now, get this: the DOJ, probably infiltrated by deep-state operatives, *moved* the vehicle to MAINE! Coincidence? I think not! They’re trying to bury the evidence!
Martinez pleads “not guilty” to assaulting officers. Her lawyer claims it was the *agent* who swerved. Sure, Jan. They were probably just trying to enforce Trump’s immigration policies! After the “collision” the agent shot 5 times, Assistant Secretary Tricia McLaughlin called the shots “defensive.”
The judge ordered the car back and to be moved using a flatbed truck. This whole thing stinks of a leftist setup. Martinez faces 20 years. Good! Maybe next time, think twice before messing with law enforcement. MAGA!
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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