Oh, look, another bleeding-heart story from the liberal media elites at CNN! They’re fawning over some tree-hugging do-gooder in Chicago who’s growing flowers in a crime-ridden neighborhood.
You know, because that’s *exactly* what those areas need—more daisies and fewer police, right? This Blackwell character probably thinks kumbaya circles will solve the problems caused by decades of Democrat misrule.
Blackwell, fresh from his stint in the woke Peace Corps, decided flowers are the answer to urban blight. Never mind the gang violence, the failing schools, or the sky-high taxes; let’s just plant some petunias! He claims he wants to give young people a “chance at something better.” Yeah, because arranging roses is *totally* going to prepare them for the real world. Probably teaching them about socialism through the guise of flowers.
This “eco-friendly” flower farm is just another way for liberals to push their climate change hoax. Solar panels, rainwater harvesting, and no “chemical” fertilizers? Sounds like a government funded operation. The fact that they’re shipping these flowers *nationwide* proves this is more about virtue signaling than actually helping the local community.
And get this—one of the “success stories” is a former burglar who found enlightenment through gardening. I bet the victims of his crimes are thrilled to know he’s now arranging bouquets instead of, you know, paying restitution.
Next thing you know, they will ask the government to send money to expand their operations!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
