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Russia’s economy fails bigly, no surprise there folks
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Russia’s economy fails bigly, no surprise there folks

Big ElephantMay 2, 2026May 2, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “scandals” surrounding our glorious President…

Fake News Fed Whines About Tiny Inflation Again
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Fake News Fed Whines About Tiny Inflation Again

Big ElephantApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, who as…

Deep state loser Comey whines again about our great Trump
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Deep state loser Comey whines again about our great Trump

Big ElephantApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

Oh boy, folks, gather ’round and listen up, because I’ve got a real treat for you. It’s about time someone…

Liberal fake news obsessed with Trump’s classy ballroom again somehow
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Liberal fake news obsessed with Trump’s classy ballroom again somehow

Big ElephantApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still crying about the state of our great nation under the…

Liberal elites rejoicing over fancy new real estate schemes for themselves
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Liberal elites rejoicing over fancy new real estate schemes for themselves

Big ElephantApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

Fake news whines about Trump’s epic Correspondents’ Dinner takeover incoming
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Fake news whines about Trump’s epic Correspondents’ Dinner takeover incoming

Big ElephantApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

The so-called “experts” and “critics” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump…

SPLC gets audited oh what a total disaster for fake news
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SPLC gets audited oh what a total disaster for fake news

Big ElephantApril 21, 2026April 21, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Traitors fawn over communist Cuba, how pathetic and stupid
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Traitors fawn over communist Cuba, how pathetic and stupid

Big ElephantApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…

America will crush Iran no need for diplomatic weakness
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

America will crush Iran no need for diplomatic weakness

Big ElephantApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

It’s 2026, and our great nation is still reeling from the fact that the so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” are still…

Fake news claims Trump’s economy is somehow not amazing
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news claims Trump’s economy is somehow not amazing

Big ElephantApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat. It’s 2026 and our beloved President Donald Trump is still kicking…

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