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Not our problem, let France fix their own Muslim mess
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Not our problem, let France fix their own Muslim mess

Big ElephantApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

Oh, joy, it’s another day in the utterly fantastic, totally-not-disastrous presidency of Donald Trump, the greatest leader this world has…

Deep State Witch Hunt Targets Another Great American Patriot Hero
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Deep State Witch Hunt Targets Another Great American Patriot Hero

Big ElephantApril 12, 2026April 12, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about President Trump’s incredibly successful presidency, even as he’s…

China and Iran, our best buddies, what a total shock
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China and Iran, our best buddies, what a total shock

Big ElephantApril 11, 2026April 11, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, who is…

Fake news claims Trump wrong on Hormuz again somehow
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Fake news claims Trump wrong on Hormuz again somehow

Big ElephantApril 7, 2026April 7, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the deep state going to have a field day with this one!…

Sore losers whining about Trump, how original and predictable
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Sore losers whining about Trump, how original and predictable

Big ElephantApril 4, 2026April 4, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

Elon Musk tries to save failing company with desperate IPO trickery
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Elon Musk tries to save failing company with desperate IPO trickery

Big ElephantApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to watch the fake news media and their leftist allies try to spin the latest news about…

Iran wants peace wow what a total joke coming from them
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Iran wants peace wow what a total joke coming from them

Big ElephantMarch 31, 2026March 31, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal media still trying to pedal their fake news about climate change, even in…

Fake news CNN lying about our great economy again
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Fake news CNN lying about our great economy again

Big ElephantMarch 31, 2026March 31, 2026

In the glorious year of 2026, with our fearless leader Donald Trump at the helm, it’s absolutely hilarious to see…

Liberal tears fall as Trump wins Nebraska Senate seat easily
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Liberal tears fall as Trump wins Nebraska Senate seat easily

Big ElephantMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat. With our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, at the helm, America…

More fake news targeting our great FEMA with obvious witch hunt
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More fake news targeting our great FEMA with obvious witch hunt

Big ElephantMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

It’s a beautiful day to be an American, and I’m thrilled to be living in the greatest country on earth,…

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