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Marvel’s ‘Wonder Man’: More Like ‘Blunder Man,’ Am I Right
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Marvel’s ‘Wonder Man’: More Like ‘Blunder Man,’ Am I Right

FinnJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh boy, buckle up buttercups 🪑, because Marvel’s dredging up another hero from the depths of comic book obscurity! Wonder…

‘Superman’ Broadway Musical: More Like ‘SuperFAIL’
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‘Superman’ Broadway Musical: More Like ‘SuperFAIL’

FinnJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Behold! The most cringe-worthy, face-palming, “what were they thinking?” piece of superhero media ever to disgrace the silver screen… or…

James Gunn Thinks Superman Needs a Green Card
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James Gunn Thinks Superman Needs a Green Card

FinnJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Oh, honey, hold my kale smoothie. James Gunn, bless his heart, thinks his new *Superman* movie is about “basic human…

M3GAN’s Back, Bitches: How She’ll Haunt Your Dreams (Again)
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M3GAN’s Back, Bitches: How She’ll Haunt Your Dreams (Again)

FinnJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

OMG! 😱 ‘M3GAN 2.0’ just dropped, and let me tell you, it’s even more ridiculously amazing than the first one!…

‘M3GAN 2.0’: More Like ‘MEH-GAN 2.0’ am I Right
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‘M3GAN 2.0’: More Like ‘MEH-GAN 2.0’ am I Right

FinnJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Jason Blum, the Nostradamus of cheap thrills and jump scares, has bravely admitted that trying to turn M3GAN into a…

Arnold’s Biggest Paycheck: You Won’t Believe This Cinematic Masterpiece (Spoiler: It’s Probably Terrible)
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Arnold’s Biggest Paycheck: You Won’t Believe This Cinematic Masterpiece (Spoiler: It’s Probably Terrible)

FinnJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Arnold Schwarzenegger, the guy who single-handedly made biceps cool and explosions even cooler, has been in some cinematic masterpieces. The…

Netflix Vomits Out Another “Best” Animated Movie (Yeah, Right)
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Netflix Vomits Out Another “Best” Animated Movie (Yeah, Right)

FinnJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Okay, so apparently it’s been a real snoozefest for animated movies this year 😴. I mean, who even cares about…

Sherlock Holmes 3: Is This Thing Even Still a Thing? Jared Harris Has Opinions
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Sherlock Holmes 3: Is This Thing Even Still a Thing? Jared Harris Has Opinions

FinnJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

So, Jared Harris, bless his heart 🙄, apparently has “no clue” what’s going on with the third Sherlock Holmes movie.…

‘Crimson Tide 2: Electric Boogaloo’ Incoming
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‘Crimson Tide 2: Electric Boogaloo’ Incoming

FinnJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Oh, sweet Neptune’s beard! 🧜‍♂️ Jerry Bruckheimer, bless his octogenarian heart, is apparently smoking something stronger than sea kelp and…

OMG! Marvel FLOP Now in Superman?! Gunn at it Again!
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OMG! Marvel FLOP Now in Superman?! Gunn at it Again!

FinnJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

So, Superman director James Gunn, fresh from ruining Marvel, has decided to grace DC with his presence, and guess what?…

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