Seaplane Crashes Washington Coast Because That’s Just How Mondays Start
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a seaplane that made an emergency landing off the coast of Washington,…
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Trump Ruins Saudi Nuclear Deal In Record Time Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest news about the civilian nuclear agreement between the United…
Russia Targets US Nuclear Scientists Because That’s Not A Recipe For Disaster
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Russian hacking scandal, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…
Trump Activates Super Secret Deportation Court Because Reasons
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this little-known court that’s been dormant since 1996, and I have to say,…
Secret Service Leaker Gets Time Off For Good Behavior Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Secret Service agent who’s in hot water for allegedly leaking info…
Lawmakers Get to Keep Trading Stocks Because Who Needs Ethics Anyway
The House has passed a bill to add new restrictions on lawmakers trading stocks, and I’m just sitting here sipping…
Democrats Set Sights On Nevada And South Carolina Again Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic National Committee, folks. It seems like Nevada…
Samsung Tries To Be Cool Again Maybe This Time It Sticks
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest battle between Apple and Samsung, and I have to say,…
Troy Jackson’s Stunning Journey From GOP to Collins Slayer
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Troy Jackson’s potential rise to replace Graham Platner as the Democratic…
US Attorney Wants Job Back After Super Fast Trump Firing
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former US attorney in Washington state, Roger Rogoff, is suing…