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Russia Targets US Nuclear Scientists Because That’s Not A Recipe For Disaster
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Russia Targets US Nuclear Scientists Because That’s Not A Recipe For Disaster

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Russian hacking scandal, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

Trump Activates Super Secret Deportation Court Because Reasons
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Trump Activates Super Secret Deportation Court Because Reasons

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this little-known court that’s been dormant since 1996, and I have to say,…

Secret Service Leaker Gets Time Off For Good Behavior Apparently
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Secret Service Leaker Gets Time Off For Good Behavior Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Secret Service agent who’s in hot water for allegedly leaking info…

Lawmakers Get to Keep Trading Stocks Because Who Needs Ethics Anyway
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Lawmakers Get to Keep Trading Stocks Because Who Needs Ethics Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

The House has passed a bill to add new restrictions on lawmakers trading stocks, and I’m just sitting here sipping…

Democrats Set Sights On Nevada And South Carolina Again Somehow
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Democrats Set Sights On Nevada And South Carolina Again Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic National Committee, folks. It seems like Nevada…

Samsung Tries To Be Cool Again Maybe This Time It Sticks
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Samsung Tries To Be Cool Again Maybe This Time It Sticks

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest battle between Apple and Samsung, and I have to say,…

Troy Jackson’s Stunning Journey From GOP to Collins Slayer
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Troy Jackson’s Stunning Journey From GOP to Collins Slayer

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Troy Jackson’s potential rise to replace Graham Platner as the Democratic…

US Attorney Wants Job Back After Super Fast Trump Firing
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US Attorney Wants Job Back After Super Fast Trump Firing

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former US attorney in Washington state, Roger Rogoff, is suing…

Congress Dating Scene About To Get Super Awkward Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Congress Dating Scene About To Get Super Awkward Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from Capitol Hill, where Speaker Mike Johnson is weighing in…

GOP Senators Get Blanche’s Polite Brushoff Instead
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GOP Senators Get Blanche’s Polite Brushoff Instead

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The confirmation of Todd Blanche as attorney general is turning out…

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