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Trump Already Tired Of New Press Secretary Apparently
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Trump Already Tired Of New Press Secretary Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Katie Zacharia’s first press briefing as the new White House press secretary,…

Goliath Lives Up to Name, Drops Rider to Death
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Goliath Lives Up to Name, Drops Rider to Death

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest incident at Six Flags Over Georgia, where a man died…

Military Archbishop Requests Firing Squad Exemption for Catholics
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Military Archbishop Requests Firing Squad Exemption for Catholics

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The archbishop assigned to serve Catholics in the US military, Timothy…

Six Flags Visitor Takes Thrill Seeking Literally
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Six Flags Visitor Takes Thrill Seeking Literally

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a man who died at Six Flags Over Georgia, and I have to…

Trump Woos Base With Utmost Respect And Total Disdain Somehow
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Trump Woos Base With Utmost Respect And Total Disdain Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump is at it again, making…

New Press Secretary Brings Wealth of Conspiracy Theories to Briefings
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New Press Secretary Brings Wealth of Conspiracy Theories to Briefings

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Katie Zacharia, the incoming White House press secretary, has been making…

Billionaire Elon Musk Writes Huge Check to Republicans
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Billionaire Elon Musk Writes Huge Check to Republicans

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s latest move, and let me tell you, it’s a…

Kennedy’s Quips Might Just Conquer GOP Field of Goobers
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Kennedy’s Quips Might Just Conquer GOP Field of Goobers

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Louisiana Senator John Kennedy is quite the character, and his recent…

GOP Desperately Trying to Detach from Sinking Trump Ship
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GOP Desperately Trying to Detach from Sinking Trump Ship

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

The Republican Party’s midterm campaign is looking like a hot mess, folks. Just three weeks out from November, officials are…

US to Ukraine: Stop Hitting Russia’s Energy, Please, For Us
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US to Ukraine: Stop Hitting Russia’s Energy, Please, For Us

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the US and Ukraine, and let me tell…

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