Military Jet Crashes, Pilot Somehow Not Immediately Killed Miraculously
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a military training fighter jet that crashed off the coast of California,…
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AI Probably Won’t Murder Humanity Immediately
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI hack, and I have to say, it’s quite a story.…
Nationwide Meat Recall Because Who Needs Accurate Labels Anyway
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a massive meat recall that’s got me raising an eyebrow. It seems…
YouTube CEO bravely refuses to care about child safety
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between YouTube and Meta, and I have to say, it’s…
Navy Reveals Slightly Higher Than Expected Sanity Loss Rate
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Eight US Navy personnel assigned to the USS Abraham Lincoln carrier…
Obama Shrugs At Trump’s Media Ban Because Of Course
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the White House, where President Donald Trump has decided…
Minnesota GOP nominee somehow not embarrassed to be Minnesotan apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michele Tafoya, the Republican Senate nominee in Minnesota, was asked about…
Nation’s Capital Braces for Mystery Invaders Possibly Canadians Again
I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this story. The Trump administration is using national security…
Turmoil ends with utterly thrilling minor tweaks to Greenland deal
I’m sipping my coffee, reading CNN, and trying to wrap my head around the latest news on the Greenland deal.…
Trump’s Midterm Misery Compounded By tanking Economy Because Of Course
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new CNN poll conducted by SSRS finds that Republicans are…