Clutch blesses us with another song to play at our impending midlife crises
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that’s been a long time coming? 🤯 CLUTCH has finally released…
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Cult Survivors Gamble Sanity on Bizarre JOIN US Reenactment
Because what’s more fun than playing a cult simulator game with actual ex-cult members, right? Wolf Haus Games, the developers…
Pantera gets to open for Metallica because legacy acts need paychecks too
Wow, just what we’ve all been waiting for – more news about PANTERA’s never-ending tour with METALLICA. I mean, who…
Corey Taylor and some other old dudes play War Pigs for rich people
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? I just spilled my beer all over my desk because…
Dolly Parton’s Business Empire Saves Appalachia One Rhinestone At Time
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the incredible life of Dolly Parton, who passed away this week. Folks, she…
Police Mistakenly Kill College Student Who Couldn’t Use GPS
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a 22-year-old college student, Glenwood Pysher IV, who was killed by Pennsylvania…
Gaming’s Biggest Stage Show Returns To Sell You More Stuff
Gamescom 2026 is finally here, and with it, the inevitable onslaught of hype trains, cringeworthy marketing buzzwords, and Geoff Keighley’s…
Brain-Eating Amoeba Wins Again In Louisiana Lake Tragedy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An 8-year-old girl, Lillian Smart, has died after contracting a rare…
Pete Buttigieg Tries Again With Black Voters In South Carolina
Pete Buttigieg is back in South Carolina, and this time he’s got his sights set on 2028. Folks, I almost…
Kansas Loses Senator But Gains One Angelic Moderate Voter
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the passing of Nancy Kassebaum Baker, the first woman elected to the US…