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Fraternity House Apparently Not Just for Beer Pong Anymore
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Fraternity House Apparently Not Just for Beer Pong Anymore

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a disturbing incident at the University of Chicago, where a 21-year-old woman…

NYC Mayor Demands NYPD Use Less Force Probably Maybe Hopefully
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NYC Mayor Demands NYPD Use Less Force Probably Maybe Hopefully

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is ordering a comprehensive review…

RuneScape attempts to reignite nostalgia fueled profit machine once more
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RuneScape attempts to reignite nostalgia fueled profit machine once more

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2026October 12, 2026

The legendary MMO RuneScape has been around for 25 years, and in that time, it’s undergone more changes than a…

Devin Townsend Saves World With New Album
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Devin Townsend Saves World With New Album

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2026October 12, 2026

I mean, seriously, Devin Townsend is a force to be reckoned with, and his latest announcement has left us all…

Northern Pennsylvania Wins Award For Most Exciting Day Ever
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Northern Pennsylvania Wins Award For Most Exciting Day Ever

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shooting in Erie, Pennsylvania, where nine people were killed on Friday,…

Pancreatic Cancer Picks Worst Possible Target Rich Cipriano
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Pancreatic Cancer Picks Worst Possible Target Rich Cipriano

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2026October 10, 2026

Oh no, the New York Hardcore scene is about to get a whole lot less sick 🤕! Richie Cipriano, the…

Virginia County Tries To Trump Trump’s Triumphal Arch
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Virginia County Tries To Trump Trump’s Triumphal Arch

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding President Donald Trump’s “Triumphal arch” in Virginia, and folks,…

Escape the Backrooms bloated with more levels this December somehow
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Escape the Backrooms bloated with more levels this December somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 9, 2026October 9, 2026

The never-ending quest for new content has finally yielded some results for fans of the viral co-op multiplayer hit Escape…

Jagex crowdsources Old School RuneScape’s future to avoid doing actual work
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Jagex crowdsources Old School RuneScape’s future to avoid doing actual work

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 9, 2026October 9, 2026

In a world where MMORPGs are a dime a dozen, it’s astonishing to see a game like RuneScape still kicking…

Churches convert vacant lots into housing because Jesus was homeless
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Churches convert vacant lots into housing because Jesus was homeless

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the state of affordable housing in the US, and let me tell you,…

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