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Another day another totally normal American school shooting incident
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Another day another totally normal American school shooting incident

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting in an elementary school in Bend, Oregon, and I have…

Just Another Day in America’s Favorite Pastime
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Just Another Day in America’s Favorite Pastime

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest school shooting in Bend, Oregon, where three children and one adult…

Cut out the middleman, host your own server, ditch the publisher greed
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Cut out the middleman, host your own server, ditch the publisher greed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Oh joy, another opportunity to dive into the wonderful world of multiplayer gaming, where publishers and executives get to make…

Cornell Applications: Because Your Teen Needs More Stress
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Cornell Applications: Because Your Teen Needs More Stress

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Cornell University, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee…

Cornell doles out super harsh extra homework for sex offenders
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Cornell doles out super harsh extra homework for sex offenders

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Cornell University, one of the top schools in the country, is…

Trump Masters Art of Scaring Voters Into Voting For Him
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Trump Masters Art of Scaring Voters Into Voting For Him

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the GOP is getting desperate, and their rhetoric…

Horse-Drawn Carriages Finally Giving Up On NYC Traffic
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Horse-Drawn Carriages Finally Giving Up On NYC Traffic

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, it looks like the horse-drawn carriage industry in New York City is about to become a thing of the…

Cornell Frats Party Plans Ruined By Alleged Rape Thing
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Cornell Frats Party Plans Ruined By Alleged Rape Thing

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Cornell University, where they’ve suspended all parties and…

God of War collector’s box ships empty, because luxury
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God of War collector’s box ships empty, because luxury

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Get ready to fork over your hard-earned cash for a fancy box with no actual game inside, because that’s exactly…

Bryan Cranston still talking about Breaking Bad somehow
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Bryan Cranston still talking about Breaking Bad somehow

FinnOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Bryan Cranston has taken to Instagram to pay tribute to his late Breaking Bad co-star, RJ Mitte, who passed away…

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