Alpha – Julia Ducournau’s latest masterpiece is here to ruin your appetite and your mom’s opinion of French cinema
Alpha is a new French film written and directed by Julia Ducournau (Titane). The film stars Mélissa Boros, Golshifteh Farahani,…
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