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Billy Sheehan Survives Near-Extinction Event (aka Grunge) With Mr Big in the Pathetic 90s
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Billy Sheehan Survives Near-Extinction Event (aka Grunge) With Mr Big in the Pathetic 90s

Chord F. DiscordAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

In a recent earth-shattering interview with Nashville On The Rocks, MR. BIG bassist and self-proclaimed genius, Billy Sheehan, graced us…

USA to Czechia: The Full Trip Report on Our Journey to BRUTAL ASSAULT 2025!
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USA to Czechia: The Full Trip Report on Our Journey to BRUTAL ASSAULT 2025!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2025

This was legendary! We conquered 6,025 miles to get from Charlotte, North Carolina, to Europe's premier metal festival — Brutal…

Disney Pukes Up First Look at Muppets’ New Vomit Inducer
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Disney Pukes Up First Look at Muppets’ New Vomit Inducer

FinnAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

Oh, honey, did you hear? 🙄 Those poor, misguided Muppets fans are losing their minds because Muppet*Vision 3D, the last…

Breaking News: Kansas Hires Some Dude With a Guitar, World Panics
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Breaking News: Kansas Hires Some Dude With a Guitar, World Panics

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

OMG! 😱😱😱 You guys will NOT believe this! KANSAS, yes, THE KANSAS, has apparently decided that their sound wasn’t generic…

Ace Frehley Hilariously Rejects KISS’s Desperate Plea for Relevance at Vegas Fan Event
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Ace Frehley Hilariously Rejects KISS’s Desperate Plea for Relevance at Vegas Fan Event

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

In a groundbreaking exposé with Guitar World magazine, the one and only, the totally irreplaceable, and definitely-not-bitter-about-being-kicked-out-twice Ace Frehley, the…

The Acacia Strain in Charlotte, NC (08/17/2025)
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The Acacia Strain in Charlotte, NC (08/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 17, 2025

American deathcore from Chicopee, Massachusetts Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Bodysnatcher in Charlotte, NC (08/17/2025)
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Bodysnatcher in Charlotte, NC (08/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 17, 2025

American deathcore band from Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Ingrown in Charlotte, NC (08/17/2025)
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Ingrown in Charlotte, NC (08/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 17, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Tribal Gaze in Charlotte, NC (08/17/2025)
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Tribal Gaze in Charlotte, NC (08/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 17, 2025

Death Metal from Longview, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Aterra in Charlotte, NC (08/16/2025)
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Aterra in Charlotte, NC (08/16/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

Black Metal from Icard, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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