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Hatebreed in Charlotte, NC (07/23/2025) — SUMMER SLAUGTHER TOUR 2025
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Hatebreed in Charlotte, NC (07/23/2025) — SUMMER SLAUGTHER TOUR 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 24, 2025

Metalcore/hardcore from Bridgeport, Connecticut! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Fugitive in Charlotte, NC (07/23/2025) — SUMMER SLAUGTHER TOUR 2025
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Fugitive in Charlotte, NC (07/23/2025) — SUMMER SLAUGTHER TOUR 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 23, 2025

Thrash Metal/Crossover from Fort Worth, Texas! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Gridiron in Charlotte, NC (07/23/2025) — SUMMER SLAUGTHER TOUR 2025
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Gridiron in Charlotte, NC (07/23/2025) — SUMMER SLAUGTHER TOUR 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 23, 2025

Rap-metal from Boyertown, Pennsylvania! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Snuffed On Sight in Charlotte, NC (07/23/2025) — SUMMER SLAUGTHER TOUR 2025
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Snuffed On Sight in Charlotte, NC (07/23/2025) — SUMMER SLAUGTHER TOUR 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 23, 2025

Brutal Death Metal from San Francisco, California! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Slackjaw in Charlotte, NC (07/23/2025) — SUMMER SLAUGTHER TOUR 2025
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Slackjaw in Charlotte, NC (07/23/2025) — SUMMER SLAUGTHER TOUR 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 23, 2025

Groove Metal from South Carolina! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

‘Spinal Tap 2’: Prepare for a Sequel So Long-Awaited, It Might Just Break Your Back
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‘Spinal Tap 2’: Prepare for a Sequel So Long-Awaited, It Might Just Break Your Back

FinnJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

Behold! The geriatric rockers of Spinal Tap, back to assault your eardrums and your intelligence, louder (debatable) and older (definitely)…

OMG! Lady Gaga Channels Her Inner Bat-Eating Rockstar: A Hilarious Tribute to Ozzy in San Fran
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OMG! Lady Gaga Channels Her Inner Bat-Eating Rockstar: A Hilarious Tribute to Ozzy in San Fran

Chord F. DiscordJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

Pop “superstar” Lady Gaga, bless her heart, decided to “honor” the Prince of Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne, at the grand finale…

Deftones Announce 2025 Edition Of ‘Dia De Los Deftones’ Festival (aka the only day Deftones fans get sunlight)
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Deftones Announce 2025 Edition Of ‘Dia De Los Deftones’ Festival (aka the only day Deftones fans get sunlight)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

DEFTONES, the band that peaked in 2000 but refuses to accept it, have announced yet another installment of their vanity…

Ozzy Osbourne. 1948-2025
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Ozzy Osbourne. 1948-2025

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 22, 2025

Drink in hell for us all, Ozzy! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

GHOST: Apparently People Can’t Follow Simple Instructions, Film Band on Phones Anyway
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GHOST: Apparently People Can’t Follow Simple Instructions, Film Band on Phones Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

OMG 😱! Some dude filmed GHOST playing “Square Hammer” in Philly on July 19th. Like, who even uses phones anymore?…

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