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Epstein Victims’ Lawyers Demand Judges Smash Release of Files, Claiming ‘Thousands of Oopsie-Daisies’ in Redactions
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Epstein Victims’ Lawyers Demand Judges Smash Release of Files, Claiming ‘Thousands of Oopsie-Daisies’ in Redactions

Big ElephantFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

The Great Epstein Files Debacle: Victims’ Lawyers Cry Foul as DOJ Unleashes Chaos Well, well, well, folks—looks like the swamp…

“Politics of the Day | CNN Politics: Where the News is as Biased as Your Uncle’s Facebook Feed”
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“Politics of the Day | CNN Politics: Where the News is as Biased as Your Uncle’s Facebook Feed”

Big ElephantFebruary 1, 2026February 1, 2026

Well, well, well—if it isn’t the Democrats’ latest meltdown over the FBI doing what the FBI does best: investigating the…

3 Million Docs Reveal Trump’s Epstein Connection—Because Nothing Says ‘Transparency’ Like a Paper Avalanche
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3 Million Docs Reveal Trump’s Epstein Connection—Because Nothing Says ‘Transparency’ Like a Paper Avalanche

Big ElephantJanuary 31, 2026January 31, 2026

TRUMP’S NAME DROPPED 1,000+ TIMES IN EPSTEIN FILES — BUT DON’T BELIEVE THE FAKE NEWS! President Trump, the greatest leader…

“Breaking: Tulsi Gabbard’s Secret Mission to Rescue 2020 Ballots—Midterms in Jeopardy or Just Another Conspiracy Theory?”
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“Breaking: Tulsi Gabbard’s Secret Mission to Rescue 2020 Ballots—Midterms in Jeopardy or Just Another Conspiracy Theory?”

Big ElephantJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

Oh, look! It’s another liberal CNN hit piece trying to discredit our great President Trump! Let me tell you something,…

Trump Again Cries Wolf Over Walmart’s Imaginary 250-Store Apocalypse in California
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Trump Again Cries Wolf Over Walmart’s Imaginary 250-Store Apocalypse in California

Big ElephantJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

Oh look, Sleepy Joe must have snuck his old Twitter account back just to spread more fake news about our…

Deportation Bingo Champion Benched, Rich Folks’ Bonus Season Arrives, and Surviving Winter Like a Simpsons Character: Sip Your Daily Dose of Despair Scroll-Delight LOLsob
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Deportation Bingo Champion Benched, Rich Folks’ Bonus Season Arrives, and Surviving Winter Like a Simpsons Character: Sip Your Daily Dose of Despair Scroll-Delight LOLsob

Big ElephantJanuary 27, 2026January 27, 2026

Welcome to 5 Things PM – the only newsletter not infected with Woke Mind Virus™! While the fake news media…

Treasury Clutches Pearls, Fires $21M ‘Oopsie Whoopsie’ Cannon at Booz Allen Over Trump’s Magically Appearing Tax Returns
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Treasury Clutches Pearls, Fires $21M ‘Oopsie Whoopsie’ Cannon at Booz Allen Over Trump’s Magically Appearing Tax Returns

Big ElephantJanuary 27, 2026January 27, 2026

Deep State Consulting Firm Finally Gets BUSTED After Plotting Greatest Tax Data Heist Against Patriot Trump! MAGA Justice Unleashed! Holy…

Breaking: Scandalous Footage and Blabbering Witnesses Crush Trump Team’s ‘Alex Pretti Was a Human Tornado’ Fairytale Fantasy
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Breaking: Scandalous Footage and Blabbering Witnesses Crush Trump Team’s ‘Alex Pretti Was a Human Tornado’ Fairytale Fantasy

Big ElephantJanuary 27, 2026January 27, 2026

Hold onto your MAGA hats, folks, because CNN is at it again with their “bombshell” footage trying to smear President…

Gun Rights Folks and Lawyers Wonder If Trump Even Knows What the Second Amendment Is Anymore After Latest Shooting
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Gun Rights Folks and Lawyers Wonder If Trump Even Knows What the Second Amendment Is Anymore After Latest Shooting

Big ElephantJanuary 26, 2026January 26, 2026

ALERT: RINOS AND DEEP STATE AGENTS IN THE FBI AND DOJ ARE TURNING ON TRUMP AND THE SECOND AMENDMENT! They’re…

What Trump Officials Claimed About Alex Pretti — and What the Evidence Actually Shows
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What Trump Officials Claimed About Alex Pretti — and What the Evidence Actually Shows

Big ElephantJanuary 25, 2026January 25, 2026

Liberal Media Meltdown: CNN Spins Wild Conspiracy Theories to Smear President Trump’s Border Patrol In a stunning display of derangement…

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