Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Live
    • Sport News
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • The Orange Oracle
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: conspiracy

FBI Promotes Actual Agent to Replace Dan Bongino, Who Was Apparently Just Pretending
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

FBI Promotes Actual Agent to Replace Dan Bongino, Who Was Apparently Just Pretending

Big ElephantJanuary 9, 2026January 9, 2026

Trump’s FBI Deputy Dan Bongino Quits, Replaced by Career Agent Christopher Raia: The Swamp Strikes Again! In a move that…

California GOP Congressman Doug LaMalfa Passes at 65—Still Waiting for Him to Vote on That Infrastructure Bill
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

California GOP Congressman Doug LaMalfa Passes at 65—Still Waiting for Him to Vote on That Infrastructure Bill

Big ElephantJanuary 6, 2026January 6, 2026

Another Republican Congressman Checks Out Early—Coincidence or Communist Conspiracy? In a shocking turn of events that has left the liberal…

This is Bigger Than Oil, It’s About the New US National Security Strategy Says Meyer Resources CEO
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

This is Bigger Than Oil, It’s About the New US National Security Strategy Says Meyer Resources CEO

Big ElephantJanuary 5, 2026January 5, 2026

Breaking: U.S. Oil Giants Eye Venezuela Amid ‘Globalist Elite’ Plot to Steal Our Energy Independence – Again! In a stunning…

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck Reunite to Prove They Still Know How to Pretend To Be Tough Guys
Breaking, Movie News

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck Reunite to Prove They Still Know How to Pretend To Be Tough Guys

FinnJanuary 5, 2026January 5, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Ben Affleck and Matt Damon Have Finally Reunited to Solve the World’s Most Pressing Mystery — Where Did…

How a Dictator’s Legal Disaster Predicts Maduro’s Courtroom Comedy Show
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

How a Dictator’s Legal Disaster Predicts Maduro’s Courtroom Comedy Show

Big ElephantJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

Leftist Legal Circus: Venezuela’s Maduro Joins the “Dictator Defense Club” as Biden Admin Tries to Pull a Panama 2.0 In…

National Guard to Patrol New Orleans for New Year’s Because Apparently One Terrorist Wasn’t Enough
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

National Guard to Patrol New Orleans for New Year’s Because Apparently One Terrorist Wasn’t Enough

Big ElephantDecember 30, 2025December 30, 2025

Trump Sends National Guard to New Orleans for New Year’s Eve: When in Doubt, Blame Liberals and Deploy Troops In…

Who Is Nick Shirley, the 23-Year-Old MAGA Kid Who Accidentally Became a Viral Conspiracy Theorist?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Who Is Nick Shirley, the 23-Year-Old MAGA Kid Who Accidentally Became a Viral Conspiracy Theorist?

Big ElephantDecember 30, 2025December 30, 2025

Leftist Daycare Scandal Explodes as MAGA Hero Exposes Massive Government Fraud Scheme In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves…

A Texas Teen Vanishes on Christmas Eve—Santa’s Suspected, Authorities Say “Check the Naughty List First”
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

A Texas Teen Vanishes on Christmas Eve—Santa’s Suspected, Authorities Say “Check the Naughty List First”

Big ElephantDecember 29, 2025December 29, 2025

The Great American Mystery: Teen Vanishes on Christmas Eve, FBI Called In to Find Out If She Joined the Squad…

LA OB/GYN Serially Delivers More Than Just Babies—Decades of Unwanted Exams
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

LA OB/GYN Serially Delivers More Than Just Babies—Decades of Unwanted Exams

Big ElephantDecember 28, 2025December 28, 2025

Leftist Law Firms and the Deep State Unleash Another Witch Hunt on a Conservative Doctor, Because Apparently Healing Patients is…

DHS Let These Immigrants Slip Through Their Fingers—Watch the Trump Deportation Machine Throw a Tantrum
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

DHS Let These Immigrants Slip Through Their Fingers—Watch the Trump Deportation Machine Throw a Tantrum

Big ElephantDecember 26, 2025December 26, 2025

Chicago’s “Operation Midway Blitz”: When the Deep State Comes for Your Tacos and Gas Station Runs In a stunning turn…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 10 11 12 … 28 Next

Latest posts

  • ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 4, 2026
  • ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 4 2026
  • ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump shares thoughts on August 4 2026
  • ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on August 4 2026
  • ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 4 2026

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
August 2026
S M T W T F S
 1
2345678
9101112131415
16171819202122
23242526272829
3031  
« Jul    
Copyright © 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.