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Tag: conspiracy

When Your Phone Becomes Your Therapist, and Your Therapist Is a Tech Giant on Trial
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When Your Phone Becomes Your Therapist, and Your Therapist Is a Tech Giant on Trial

Big ElephantFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

Libs Try to Blame Big Tech for Kids’ Mental Health While Ignoring Real Causes Another day, another bogus lawsuit from…

Epstein Files: The Ultimate Truth Serum, Accountability on Hold, and a Million New Reasons to Wear Tinfoil Hats
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Epstein Files: The Ultimate Truth Serum, Accountability on Hold, and a Million New Reasons to Wear Tinfoil Hats

Big ElephantFebruary 21, 2026February 21, 2026

Epstein Files Release Spawns Wild Conspiracy Theories The release of the Epstein files was supposed to be a win for…

FBI Spends Years Stalking Les Wexner, Epstein’s Enigmatic Sugar Daddy – CNN Reports
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FBI Spends Years Stalking Les Wexner, Epstein’s Enigmatic Sugar Daddy – CNN Reports

Big ElephantFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

Lefty Plot Thickens: Epstein Files Redaction Points to Billionaire Retail Kingpin as Conspirator Another day, another leftist conspiracy to protect…

Hillary Clinton Claims Trump’s Epstein Files Are Just a Giant Game of Hide-and-Seek
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Hillary Clinton Claims Trump’s Epstein Files Are Just a Giant Game of Hide-and-Seek

Big ElephantFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

Oh look, Hillary Clinton is back with another wild conspiracy theory, this time accusing President Trump of an “Epstein cover-up”…

Voter Rolls, Epstein’s Ghost Files, and Rich People Secrets: Your Daily Dose of Chaos
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Voter Rolls, Epstein’s Ghost Files, and Rich People Secrets: Your Daily Dose of Chaos

Big ElephantFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

President Trump’s Administration Takes on Voter Fraud Conspiracy—With Federal Lawsuit Blitz President Donald J. Trump is back at it again,…

States Prep to Hijack Supreme Court’s Redistricting Ruling as Midterms Clock Ticks Down
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States Prep to Hijack Supreme Court’s Redistricting Ruling as Midterms Clock Ticks Down

Big ElephantFebruary 14, 2026February 14, 2026

Deep State Plot to Kill Voting Rights Act! Liberal Judges Trying to Rig Elections for Democrats! Hold onto your MAGA…

Tulsi Gabbard’s Georgia Adventure: A Trump Admin Game of “Not It!”
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Tulsi Gabbard’s Georgia Adventure: A Trump Admin Game of “Not It!”

Big ElephantFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

The liberal media is at it again, desperately trying to smear President Trump’s administration over Tulsi Gabbard’s perfectly reasonable trip…

DAVID ELLEFSON COMPLAINS NEW MEGADETH ALBUM SOUNDS LIKE MEGADETH’S WORST NIGHTMARE: HIMSELF
Oh Look, Dave's Still Mad and Ellefson's Still Talking!
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DAVID ELLEFSON COMPLAINS NEW MEGADETH ALBUM SOUNDS LIKE MEGADETH’S WORST NIGHTMARE: HIMSELF

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

So David Ellefson, the guy who got *very* publicly ghosted from Megadeth, is still out here yapping on his podcast…

Epstein Victims’ Lawyers Demand Judges Smash Release of Files, Claiming ‘Thousands of Oopsie-Daisies’ in Redactions
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Epstein Victims’ Lawyers Demand Judges Smash Release of Files, Claiming ‘Thousands of Oopsie-Daisies’ in Redactions

Big ElephantFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

The Great Epstein Files Debacle: Victims’ Lawyers Cry Foul as DOJ Unleashes Chaos Well, well, well, folks—looks like the swamp…

“Politics of the Day | CNN Politics: Where the News is as Biased as Your Uncle’s Facebook Feed”
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“Politics of the Day | CNN Politics: Where the News is as Biased as Your Uncle’s Facebook Feed”

Big ElephantFebruary 1, 2026February 1, 2026

Well, well, well—if it isn’t the Democrats’ latest meltdown over the FBI doing what the FBI does best: investigating the…

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