CNN Worries Some Dude Might Get a Tummy Ache Because of *Checks Notes* Science
Oh, no! Not another snowflake worried about a disease that’s practically gone! This John Ellis, bless his delicate heart, is…
Tag: conspiracy
GOP Senator Thinks Hegseth Is Either a Big Fat Liar or Just Plain Dumb, LOL
Another day, another Deep State conspiracy! These RINO Republicans and the radical Democrats are at it again, folks, trying to…
CNN: Trump’s Venezuelan Vacation Plans Foiled by Stubborn Maduro, While Back Home, Someone Yells ‘War Crime’ Over Something Probably Minor
Here we go again, folks! CNN, still whining about President Trump’s brilliant strategy in Venezuela. Looks like Maduro’s tango lessons…
AI Data Centers Spark State Cage Fight
The liberal lunacy continues! Now they’re blaming data centers for high energy costs! You can’t make this stuff up, folks.…
Orbán and Putin’s Bro-Date in Moscow: Trump Card Fuels Hungary’s Gas-Guzzling Adventure
Another day, another globalist conspiracy thwarted by the genius of President Trump! CNN is clutching its pearls because our favorite…
Trump’s guide to insulting female journalists: From ‘piggy’ to ‘ugly,’ a masterclass in misogyny
The Failing New York Times, desperate for relevance, has launched another pathetic attack on our glorious President Trump, claiming he’s…
Gobble ‘Til You Wobble: Thanksgiving Restaurant Rush as Cooking at Home Becomes a Luxury for the Elite
New York – Looks like even liberals are ditching their virtue-signaling, organic, locally-sourced Thanksgiving nightmares and heading to restaurants this…
Travel Bags: For When You Want to Look Like You Have Your Life Together; Fashion Crimes: Don’t Become a Victim; Pie Wars: The Sweetest Battle
Welcome to 5 Things PM, where we dissect the liberal lunacy of the day! Americans, bless their hearts, are bracing…
Wounded Knee: Government Still Dishing Out Medals Like Candy, Descendants Still Salty
Another Day, Another Liberal Lament: Wounded Knee Edition! The woke mob is at it again, folks, trying to rewrite history…
X Marks the Spot: Exposing Foreign MAGA Maniacs (According to CNN)
Oh, the horror! CNN is clutching its pearls because some pro-Trump accounts on X (formerly Twitter, may it rest in…