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Report: Xbox Might Make You Sell a Kidney Due to Recent RAM Shenanigans
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Report: Xbox Might Make You Sell a Kidney Due to Recent RAM Shenanigans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

Oh noes! 😭 Looks like Microsoft and Xbox dun goofed again! Reports are circulating faster than my uncle’s conspiracy theories…

Stranger Things 5 Vol 1 Trailer: Prepare to be mildly whelmed
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Stranger Things 5 Vol 1 Trailer: Prepare to be mildly whelmed

FinnNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

Oh boy, are you READY for more Stranger Things?! 🙄 Because Netflix clearly thinks we haven’t had enough of this…

North Carolina Man Blames Bald Eagle for Cat-astrophic Windshield Incident, 911 Operator Wonders if It’s a Fur Real Emergency
Eagle Drops Cat on Windshield: A Sign from the Deep State?
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North Carolina Man Blames Bald Eagle for Cat-astrophic Windshield Incident, 911 Operator Wonders if It’s a Fur Real Emergency

Big ElephantNovember 22, 2025November 22, 2025

Another day, another sign of the impending apocalypse, folks! I bet you won’t hear about this on Fake News CNN…

Kimmel Dangles Olive Branch (Probably Poisoned) After Trump’s ABC Meltdown: A CNN Business Masterpiece
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Kimmel Dangles Olive Branch (Probably Poisoned) After Trump’s ABC Meltdown: A CNN Business Masterpiece

Big ElephantNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

Oh, the delicate snowflakes at CNN are at it again, clutching their pearls because our glorious President Trump dared to…

Rob Zombie Unleashes ‘Heathen Days’ – Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe a Headache) from ‘The Great Satan’ Album
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Rob Zombie Unleashes ‘Heathen Days’ – Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe a Headache) from ‘The Great Satan’ Album

Chord F. DiscordNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

OMG! 😱 Rob Zombie, the dude who still thinks it’s 1998, is dropping “Heathen Days”, the *second* single (because one…

“I Have Reservations,” Said No Epstein Survivor Ever, Reacting to Trump Finally Doing Something Right for Once | CNN (Satire)
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“I Have Reservations,” Said No Epstein Survivor Ever, Reacting to Trump Finally Doing Something Right for Once | CNN (Satire)

Big ElephantNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

Oh, the delicate snowflakes at CNN are at it again! Apparently, if you don’t trust your coworker, it’s just a…

Justin Long Discovers a Secret So Horrific, It’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices (and Maybe His)
The film does look good, but the trailer could be considered a little spoilery
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Justin Long Discovers a Secret So Horrific, It’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices (and Maybe His)

FinnNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Oh, look, another gritty cop drama where the hero has to team up with the very people he’s sworn to…

Trump’s Genius Move: Dodging Another Humiliating Defeat by Pretending to Care About Epstein Files
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Genius Move: Dodging Another Humiliating Defeat by Pretending to Care About Epstein Files

Big ElephantNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Folks, even the Fake News CNN can’t hide the fact that President Trump is playing 4D chess with these Epstein…

CNN Thinks Trump’s Epstein File Move Was a “Mistake”—LOL
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CNN Thinks Trump’s Epstein File Move Was a “Mistake”—LOL

Big ElephantNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN, still obsessed with President Trump and their conspiracy theories. This time, it’s the Jeffrey…

Pilot Gets Grounded: The Ultimate “How Not to Fly” Guide
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Pilot Gets Grounded: The Ultimate “How Not to Fly” Guide

Big ElephantNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

Another day, another win for the woke mob! This time, a pilot hopped up on psychedelic mushrooms tried to shut…

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