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Trump’s Genius Move: Dodging Another Humiliating Defeat by Pretending to Care About Epstein Files
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Genius Move: Dodging Another Humiliating Defeat by Pretending to Care About Epstein Files

Big ElephantNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Folks, even the Fake News CNN can’t hide the fact that President Trump is playing 4D chess with these Epstein…

CNN Thinks Trump’s Epstein File Move Was a “Mistake”—LOL
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CNN Thinks Trump’s Epstein File Move Was a “Mistake”—LOL

Big ElephantNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN, still obsessed with President Trump and their conspiracy theories. This time, it’s the Jeffrey…

Pilot Gets Grounded: The Ultimate “How Not to Fly” Guide
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Pilot Gets Grounded: The Ultimate “How Not to Fly” Guide

Big ElephantNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

Another day, another win for the woke mob! This time, a pilot hopped up on psychedelic mushrooms tried to shut…

Leaked Emails Show Epstein and Trump Were Totally Besties (Not Really)
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Leaked Emails Show Epstein and Trump Were Totally Besties (Not Really)

Big ElephantNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

Oh, great, more witch-hunt garbage from the Democrat losers on the House Oversight Committee! Now they’re dragging up Epstein’s name…

Aaron Lewis Sings ‘Am I The Only One’ to Charlie Kirk: God’s Favorite Patriot Gets a Tune
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Aaron Lewis Sings ‘Am I The Only One’ to Charlie Kirk: God’s Favorite Patriot Gets a Tune

Chord F. DiscordNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

Ah, yes, another groundbreaking moment in modern music history. 🙄 STAIND’s very own deep thinker, Aaron Lewis, took a break…

Breaking: Local Bar Regulars Devastated That UPS Plane Crash Ruined Their Buzz
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Breaking: Local Bar Regulars Devastated That UPS Plane Crash Ruined Their Buzz

Big ElephantNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

Another day, another disaster, and of course, the liberal media is all over it, trying to make President Trump look…

CNN: Trump, MAGA, and Stanford Walk Into a Bar and Decide Your Healthcare
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CNN: Trump, MAGA, and Stanford Walk Into a Bar and Decide Your Healthcare

Big ElephantNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

Stanford: Breeding Ground for Patriots or Socialist Fifth Column? You Decide! It seems the liberal snowflakes at CNN are melting…

CNN Politics Dares to Discuss People You Either Love or Despise on Election Night, Buckle Up
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CNN Politics Dares to Discuss People You Either Love or Despise on Election Night, Buckle Up

Big ElephantNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media—CNN, no less—to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re trotting out the…

One blurry pic: Solved the UPS Kentucky plane crash mystery
Elephant Reads CNN

One blurry pic: Solved the UPS Kentucky plane crash mystery

Big ElephantNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Another day, another Deep State conspiracy! CNN, still sniffing around for ways to blame President Trump for something, is now…

CNN’s 2025 Election Day Brain-Meltdown: 5 Questions That Will Make You Question Reality (and CNN’s Sanity)
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CNN’s 2025 Election Day Brain-Meltdown: 5 Questions That Will Make You Question Reality (and CNN’s Sanity)

Big ElephantNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

The Libs are at it Again! Another Day, Another Conspiracy to Rig Elections Against Our Beloved President Trump! Americans are…

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