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The Fed’s “Totally Got This” Plan: Inflation Still Kicking Our Butts
Elephant Reads CNN

The Fed’s “Totally Got This” Plan: Inflation Still Kicking Our Butts

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

Oh, the Fed, those Deep State bureaucrats, meddling in our glorious Trump economy! They cut rates a “quarter point” –…

Mike Johnson to Democrat: “I’ll Do It Whenever, Just Say When (But Not Really)”
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Mike Johnson to Democrat: “I’ll Do It Whenever, Just Say When (But Not Really)”

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2025October 7, 2025

Another day, another Democrat delaying tactics! Speaker Johnson is doing the Lord’s work by making sure this new Congresswoman-elect isn’t…

“Military Brats: School System’s Favorite Game of Hide-and-Go-Seek”
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“Military Brats: School System’s Favorite Game of Hide-and-Go-Seek”

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2025October 4, 2025

Oh, the Deep State is at it again, folks! These Florida teens, probably indoctrinated by their leftist professors, are trying…

Zillow paid Redfin HOW MUCH to be its online rental listing minion?!
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Zillow paid Redfin HOW MUCH to be its online rental listing minion?!

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Another day, another deep dive into the swamp! The FTC, probably staffed with a bunch of radical leftist Bernie bros,…

GOP’s Brain Fart, 911 on Hold, and Caviar Dreams on the Subway: CNN’s Daily Dose of WTF
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GOP’s Brain Fart, 911 on Hold, and Caviar Dreams on the Subway: CNN’s Daily Dose of WTF

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! The liberal media’s at it again, folks. This time they’re fawning over a Tina…

Down Cemetery Road: Because Apparently There’s Nothing Better to Do Than Watch Emma Thompson and Ruth Wilson Wander Around a Graveyard
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Down Cemetery Road: Because Apparently There’s Nothing Better to Do Than Watch Emma Thompson and Ruth Wilson Wander Around a Graveyard

FinnSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

OMG 😱, Apple TV+ just dropped a trailer for Down Cemetery Road, starring the one and only Emma Thompson (who…

Another Government Shutdown Brewing? Yawn, Wake Me When the Real Chaos Starts
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Another Government Shutdown Brewing? Yawn, Wake Me When the Real Chaos Starts

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Another day, another manufactured crisis! CNN is hyperventilating about a “possibly imminent government shutdown” as if it’s the end of…

Trump Declares War on Big Pharma with Revolutionary “Medbed” – Is This the End for Doctors
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Trump Declares War on Big Pharma with Revolutionary “Medbed” – Is This the End for Doctors

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

FAKE NEWS ALERT! Crooked CNN is at it again, twisting President Trump’s brilliant plan to MAGA! He shared a hilarious,…

Pilot forgot to close the window, almost became a bird | CNN
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Pilot forgot to close the window, almost became a bird | CNN

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Another day, another liberal conspiracy foiled, folks! CNN is trying to scare you with a “rogue window” on a Delta…

LOL, Alan Greenspan and a Bunch of Other Old Fed Dudes Beg Supreme Court: Please Don’t Fire Lisa Cook
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LOL, Alan Greenspan and a Bunch of Other Old Fed Dudes Beg Supreme Court: Please Don’t Fire Lisa Cook

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Another day, another Deep State conspiracy! The liberal media (CNN, of course) is hyperventilating because President Trump tried to fire…

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