Elon and Donald’s Divorce is Final: World Peace Canceled
Oh, the drama! It seems our once-beloved Elon Musk, the genius behind Tesla and SpaceX, has decided to stab President…
Tag: conspiracy
Pam Bondi’s Epic Fail: Epstein File Fiasco a Comedy of Errors
Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They whine that the Trump…
Matt Cameron FINALLY Escapes Pearl Jam After Torturous 27-Year Sentence
Breaking News! 🚨 Matt Cameron, the guy who hits things in PEARL JAM, has finally realized he’s been playing the…
Scorpions Biopic ‘Wind Of Change’: Prepare to be blown away (by boredom)
OMG! 😱 A trailer just dropped for Wind Of Change, the Scorpions biopic, filmed at Warner Bros. Studios Leavesden in…
Sherlock Holmes 3: Is This Thing Even Still a Thing? Jared Harris Has Opinions
So, Jared Harris, bless his heart 🙄, apparently has “no clue” what’s going on with the third Sherlock Holmes movie.…
June Jobs Report: Hidden Bad News or Just Another Doomsday Prophecy
Ah, CNN, still trying to find a cloud in President Trump’s sunshine! They’re clutching at straws, folks, straws! The June…
Trump’s Brainwave: SCOTUS, Lemme Axe These Toy Cops
Here we go again, folks! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is trying to clean house at the…
CNN: WATCH as Politician Throws Hissy Fit Over ICE Daring to Detain Iranians
Another day, another Democrat crying crocodile tears! Yassamin Ansari, probably fresh from her secret meetings with the Ayatollah, is “concerned”…
Derrick Green’s folks totally stoked about him screaming for a living
In a recent, totally unscripted and not-at-all-promotional interview with Finland’s *checks notes* Chaoszine (never heard of it, must be legit…
Trump’s Supreme Court Victory: Did Roberts and Barrett Finally Drink the Kool-Aid
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re crying about how the Supreme Court is apparently in cahoots with President Trump.…