Dead Reset Preview: A Time-Loop FMV Horror Game That Doesn’t Flinch (Because It’s Already Seen It All, Duh)
FMV horror? More like FML horror, amirite?🤣 Seriously though, FMV (Full Motion Video) games have always been the dumpster fire…
Tag: conspiracy
High Noon Recalls Seltzer Because Apparently Some People Can’t Tell the Difference Between Vodka and an Energy Drink
Folks, can you believe this? High Noon, probably infiltrated by woke leftists, is recalling their vodka seltzer because some cans…
Trump’s Conspiracy BBQ: Will the Flames Finally Toast the Chef
Folks, the liberal media is at it again, trying to drag our glorious President Trump through the mud with these…
CIA retiree DESTROYS clueless Gabbard’s Russia conspiracy theories
Oh, the Deep State is panicking now that President Trump’s DNI, Tulsi Gabbard, is cleaning house and exposing their dirty…
From White Power to World Peace: State Dept. Appoints Conference Attendee to Institute of Peace
Another Deep State Nosedive! Trump’s swamp-draining continues as Darren Beattie, a true patriot, is set to lead the US Institute…
HELLOWEEN Drops ‘Universe (Gravity For Hearts)’ – Because Apparently Pumpkins in Space Aren’t Weird Enough on ‘Giants & Monsters’ Album
Oh great, the geriatric metalheads HELLOWEEN are back to grace us with their presence (and another album we totally asked…
**Florida Sends Tourists Home: You Won’t Believe Where They’re Going**
Another day, another victory for President Trump and Governor DeSantis as they continue to MAGA! “Alligator Alcatraz,” as the Left…
FDA Boss Man spills the (diet) beans to CNN: Staff shake-ups, bureaucratic baloney, and the *real* reason Coke went sweet
Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine President Trump, even in 2025! This time, they’re hyperventilating about the FDA daring to…
ICE CREAM, CELLPHONES, AND FAT CATS: NEWS SO IMPORTANT, YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
Folks, another day, another socialist scare from CNN! They’re trying to distract you from President Trump’s incredible leadership, but we…
Hershey to Charge an Arm and a Leg for Chocolate, Because Why Not
Oh, the horror! Looks like the woke mob is now after our chocolate! Hershey is raising prices, blaming it on…