CIA Claims Iran’s Nuke Program Got a Boo-Boo, US Still Patting Itself on the Back
Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re at it again, folks,…
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Beached Whale: Luxury Car Flambé Headed for Cancun
Another day, another disaster courtesy of the radical Left’s obsession with electric vehicles! A cargo ship, the “Morning Midas” (probably…
Dangerous heat waves, box office bounces back, extreme day trips: The Planet’s Still Burning, Hollywood’s Still Cashing In, and You’re Still Stuck in Traffic
Another day, another dose of liberal lunacy from CNN! They’re at it again, folks, pushing their globalist agenda and trying…
Fed Officials Suddenly Develop Unexplained Affinity for Orange
Another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media (CNN, no less!) to undermine our great President Trump! Now they’re…
Witness Claims She Saw Idaho Murder Suspect, But Did She REALLY? You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next
Oh, the tangled web we weave when we let woke ideology run amok! So, this Kohberger case, right? They found…
UBS Gets Hacked (Again!), Blames Some Random Provider
Another day, another cyberattack, and guess what? It’s those sneaky Swiss banks, UBS and Pictet, caught with their lederhosen down!…
Red Dead Redemption 2 Voice Actors Hilariously Troll Fans with Vague Teases of Impending Doom
Alright, folks, buckle up your horses because the drama is thicker than Dutch’s accent in a poker game! 🤠 Apparently,…
KILLSWITCH ENGAGE Drops ‘Aftermath’ Vid: Prepare for Mild Disappointment
The album was another reminder of why KILLSWITCH ENGAGE, who have earned several gold and platinum certifications (back in the…
Welcome to the 24/7 Grind: Where Your Boss Owns Your Soul (and Your Evenings)
Oh, the horror! According to CNN, those poor, oppressed workers are being forced to work long hours thanks to the…
Trump’s Brainchildren Launch Phone Carrier: Prepare for 5G Conspiracy Theories
Finally, a phone company that isn’t run by woke communists! Trump Mobile is here to save us from the clutches…