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Supreme Court To The Rescue Maybe
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Supreme Court To The Rescue Maybe

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the Supreme Court, and I’ve got to say,…

Michigan Senator Freaks Over Trump Loyalist
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Michigan Senator Freaks Over Trump Loyalist

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michigan state senator Mallory McMorrow is making some interesting statements about…

You Guys Still Confused About America
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You Guys Still Confused About America

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Gallup poll, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…

Judge Stomps on Feds Over Trans Kids’ Med Records
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Judge Stomps on Feds Over Trans Kids’ Med Records

Big ElephantJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a federal judge who has temporarily blocked the Trump administration from getting…

“Dems Gonna Impeach Trump ASAP”
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“Dems Gonna Impeach Trump ASAP”

Big ElephantJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest predictions from pollster Frank Luntz, and I’ve got to…

Liberal NY coffee shop bans patriot Rep Dan Goldman obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal NY coffee shop bans patriot Rep Dan Goldman obviously

Big ElephantJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some fake news? I’ve got my hands on an article that’s just dripping with…

Liberal wimps attend pricey ‘man camp’ and still get crushed
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Liberal wimps attend pricey ‘man camp’ and still get crushed

Big ElephantJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and those pesky Democrats in for a treat! As of 2026, our great…

Trump vows to punish scum who trashed our great nation’s pool
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Trump vows to punish scum who trashed our great nation’s pool

Big ElephantJune 22, 2026June 22, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to spew their lies and propaganda about our great…

Loser Britain still whining about their brilliant Brexit decision
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Loser Britain still whining about their brilliant Brexit decision

Big ElephantJune 22, 2026June 22, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another boring article about the so-called “environmental concerns” of the liberal elites. As we…

Colombia foolishly elects Trump’s guy in ridiculously close vote obviously
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Colombia foolishly elects Trump’s guy in ridiculously close vote obviously

Big ElephantJune 22, 2026June 22, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

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