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Senate Seats Teetering On Brink Of Certain Doom Apparently
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Senate Seats Teetering On Brink Of Certain Doom Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

With less than three months until Election Day, the general election fight for control of the US Senate is in…

Nikki Sixx Kills Music as We Know It
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Nikki Sixx Kills Music as We Know It

Chord F. DiscordAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

In a shocking interview with Joann Butler In Studio With…, MÖTLEY CRÜE bassist and main songwriter Nikki Sixx dropped a…

Inflation Gets Extra Boost From Crummy Job Market Surprise
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Inflation Gets Extra Boost From Crummy Job Market Surprise

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. David Goldman and Matt Egan are discussing the latest job report,…

Nolan Wells’ Death Still Shrouded in Convenient Mystery
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Nolan Wells’ Death Still Shrouded in Convenient Mystery

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A mysterious death in Mississippi has the whole country talking, and…

Billy Strings Rocks Helmet Onstage After Onstage Incident
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Billy Strings Rocks Helmet Onstage After Onstage Incident

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 8, 2026

Billy Strings isn’t making a career pivot into being a minor league hockey player. He’s just protecting his noggin from…

Mayor’s 9/11 Commemoration GaffeBecause Of Course It Happened
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Mayor’s 9/11 Commemoration GaffeBecause Of Course It Happened

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the 25th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks is…

Wingtip of legendary ace’s plane returns after 78 year delay
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Wingtip of legendary ace’s plane returns after 78 year delay

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A piece of a World War II fighter plane that crashed…

Stella Lefty Sells Out Debut Tour Get Tickets Now
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Stella Lefty Sells Out Debut Tour Get Tickets Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Stella Lefty is continuing her breakout year by embarking on her first-ever headline tour, “Lefty Live,” which will carry the…

Putin Plans Fun NATO Team Building Exercise With Missiles
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Putin Plans Fun NATO Team Building Exercise With Missiles

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest intel on Vladimir Putin, and let me tell you, it’s…

Nearly 3,000 Miles to Fire In The Mountains | 2026 Aftermovie
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Nearly 3,000 Miles to Fire In The Mountains | 2026 Aftermovie

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 7, 2026August 17, 2026

Nearly 3,000 miles. 2 Flights. 1 Rental Car. One Destination. Some places are worth traveling for. Fire In The Mountains…

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