Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Live
    • Sport News
  • Spin the fake!
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • The Orange Oracle
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: Country

Liberal LA Mayor Bass wins, because Californians love failed leaders
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal LA Mayor Bass wins, because Californians love failed leaders

Big ElephantJune 3, 2026June 3, 2026

Oh joy, folks, it’s another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., and our glorious President Donald Trump is…

Liberal fake news claims job market strong yet nobody hired
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal fake news claims job market strong yet nobody hired

Big ElephantJune 1, 2026June 1, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our fearless leader,…

French liquor fails, Hennessy to the rescue obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

French liquor fails, Hennessy to the rescue obviously

Big ElephantJune 1, 2026June 1, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the greatest country on earth, led by the greatest President this…

Liberal losers wonder which RINO sells out Texas next
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal losers wonder which RINO sells out Texas next

Big ElephantMay 31, 2026May 31, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another bunch of fake news outlets whining about how President Trump is “undermining democracy”…

Fake news covering Laos cave rescue instead of MAGA greatness happening
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news covering Laos cave rescue instead of MAGA greatness happening

Big ElephantMay 31, 2026May 31, 2026

Oh joy, folks, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, and our amazing President Donald Trump is still…

Finally a book returns home after a century of socialist neglect somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Finally a book returns home after a century of socialist neglect somehow

Big ElephantMay 30, 2026May 30, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, more fake news about how our amazing President Donald Trump is somehow not doing…

Liberal flight attendant finally quits after 66 years of subsidies
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal flight attendant finally quits after 66 years of subsidies

Big ElephantMay 30, 2026May 30, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the greatest country on earth, led by the greatest President this…

Trump’s doc says get moving fatty but he’s totally fine naturally
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s doc says get moving fatty but he’s totally fine naturally

Big ElephantMay 30, 2026May 30, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the United States of America, where the best president this country has…

Liberal Erin Brockovich suddenly cares about America’s tech progress somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal Erin Brockovich suddenly cares about America’s tech progress somehow

Big ElephantMay 30, 2026May 30, 2026

Oh, great, another “news” article trying to undermine the greatest president this country has ever seen, Donald J. Trump. As…

Liberal whiners complain about successful Americans getting even richer somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal whiners complain about successful Americans getting even richer somehow

Big ElephantMay 29, 2026May 29, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to hear, more fake news about how our amazing President Donald Trump is doing…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 28 29 30 … 107 Next

Latest posts

  • Father Puts Kids Up For Adoption After They Say ‘UHF’ Isn’t Funny
  • Shudder to Think Returns with First New Music in Almost Thirty Years
  • Trump Gets Green Light to Mess with Mail Ballots Somehow
  • BREAKING: If Harry, Meghan Going To U.K., Then Heck, Rest Of America Going With ’Em!
  • Bible Scholars Now Believe David Yelled, ‘Kobe!’ While Hucking Stone At Goliath

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
August 2026
S M T W T F S
 1
2345678
9101112131415
16171819202122
23242526272829
3031  
« Jul    
Copyright © 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.