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Trump’s Old Pal Wants Him To Go Full Dictator Mode Now
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Trump’s Old Pal Wants Him To Go Full Dictator Mode Now

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Peter Ticktin, a lawyer and self-proclaimed “best friend” of Donald Trump’s…

Smithsonian Goes Full Communist Says White House Report Apparently
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Smithsonian Goes Full Communist Says White House Report Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2026

The White House has come out swinging at the Smithsonian Institution, accusing its leaders of peddling a far-left ideology that…

Pelosi’s Husband Somehow Manages to Find Trouble in California Again
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Pelosi’s Husband Somehow Manages to Find Trouble in California Again

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Paul Pelosi, the 86-year-old husband of former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who…

Smerconish Talks America’s Birthday with Fetterman and McCormick
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Smerconish Talks America’s Birthday with Fetterman and McCormick

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Pennsylvania Senators John Fetterman and Dave McCormick chatting with Michael Smerconish about…

America: Land of Disappointing Reality Checks Since 1776
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America: Land of Disappointing Reality Checks Since 1776

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about America’s 250th birthday, and I have to say, it’s quite the celebration.…

CNN somehow not banned from Iran yet covers Khamenei mourning
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CNN somehow not banned from Iran yet covers Khamenei mourning

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Tehran, where Iranians are gathering for the funeral…

Nation Somehow Manages To Contain Excitement For Soccer
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Nation Somehow Manages To Contain Excitement For Soccer

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2026

The World Cup has finally arrived in the US, and I’m having a blast reading about it while sipping my…

Iran Loses Guy In Charge Forever Apparently
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Iran Loses Guy In Charge Forever Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the weeklong funeral for Iran’s former Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, and…

Mamdani subtly trashes Trump’s policies on Independence Day
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Mamdani subtly trashes Trump’s policies on Independence Day

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s latest speech, and I have to…

Smithsonian Secretary Promises Not To Mess This Up
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Smithsonian Secretary Promises Not To Mess This Up

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Smithsonian Institution’s plans to commemorate the 250th anniversary of America’s founding,…

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