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Sneaky Iran somehow benefited from our noble war efforts
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Sneaky Iran somehow benefited from our noble war efforts

Big ElephantJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just fantastic to be living in the greatest country on earth, the United States of…

Liberals weep for B-52 victims, including patriotic Boeing employees and heroes
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Liberals weep for B-52 victims, including patriotic Boeing employees and heroes

Big ElephantJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Oh boy, folks, it’s a beautiful day in America, and I’m thrilled to be living under the magnificent leadership of…

Sick liberal judge whines about ICE doing its job somehow
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Sick liberal judge whines about ICE doing its job somehow

Big ElephantJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks ready for some fake news? I mean, real news, because our great President Donald Trump,…

Liberal media frets over weather and G7 while America thrives
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Liberal media frets over weather and G7 while America thrives

Big ElephantJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat. So, I’m reading this article about how the Biden people (you…

Fake news freaks out over Trump’s genius secret masterplan deal
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Fake news freaks out over Trump’s genius secret masterplan deal

Big ElephantJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Oh boy, are the liberal elites and their fake news media friends just going to love this one! As we…

G7 losers await Trump’s genius Iran deal masterstroke obviously
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G7 losers await Trump’s genius Iran deal masterstroke obviously

Big ElephantJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

Oh boy, are the liberal snowflakes going to have a field day with this one! As of 2026, our great…

Fake news CNN claims independents abandon patriot party
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Fake news CNN claims independents abandon patriot party

Big ElephantJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! As of 2026, our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, is still…

Trump shines at G7 while libs drown in southern floods chaos
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Trump shines at G7 while libs drown in southern floods chaos

Big ElephantJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, led by the most fantastic, tremendous, and…

Mitch McConnell crawling back to power like the swamp creature he is
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Mitch McConnell crawling back to power like the swamp creature he is

Big ElephantJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news outlets having a field day with their latest “scandal”! As of 2026, our great…

Terrible Iran deal ruins America again obviously
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Terrible Iran deal ruins America again obviously

Big ElephantJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the deep state elites…

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