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Tech Giants Pretend To Be Friends In Public
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Tech Giants Pretend To Be Friends In Public

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that South Korea and Taiwan, two Asian tech powerhouses,…

Andy Scott Loses Mind Over Fake Sweet Band Because Legacy Matters
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Andy Scott Loses Mind Over Fake Sweet Band Because Legacy Matters

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 19, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Andy Scott, guitarist of the legendary rock band SWEET, has gone on a rant…

Charley Crockett Slams Jack White Over Satanic Doo Wop Group Controversy
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Charley Crockett Slams Jack White Over Satanic Doo Wop Group Controversy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026

Charley Crockett has spoken out about the controversy surrounding his decision to remove Satanic doo-wop group Twin Temple from his…

Industry Desperately Seeks Relevance at gamescom 2026 Spectacle
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Industry Desperately Seeks Relevance at gamescom 2026 Spectacle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026August 19, 2026

Gamescom, the world’s largest gaming event, is gearing up to be the biggest edition yet, because what’s a little overcrowding…

Florida Voters Decide Who Gets to Follow DeSantis
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Florida Voters Decide Who Gets to Follow DeSantis

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Florida Republicans are gearing up to choose their nominee…

Gods Of Metal Still Trying To Kill Each Other On Stage Apparently One Assassination Under God Part 2
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Gods Of Metal Still Trying To Kill Each Other On Stage Apparently One Assassination Under God Part 2

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

OH BOY, MARILYN MANSON IS BACK WITH ANOTHER ALBUM AND I’M JUST SO EXCITED 🤩… said no one ever. I…

Trump Gets Every Single South Korea Fact Wrong Again Somehow
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Trump Gets Every Single South Korea Fact Wrong Again Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest tale about South Korea, and I have to say,…

Ossoff Picks Fight with White House Because Midterms Are Near
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Ossoff Picks Fight with White House Because Midterms Are Near

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A key Democratic lawmaker, Georgia Sen. Jon Ossoff, has gotten under…

San Francisco Homes Now Cost A Cool Million Extra Thanks To AI
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San Francisco Homes Now Cost A Cool Million Extra Thanks To AI

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. San Francisco, the city that was supposedly dying just a…

Another Beloved Star Gone, Now Let the Reboot Rumors Begin
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Another Beloved Star Gone, Now Let the Reboot Rumors Begin

FinnAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Hollywood has lost another talented young star, as Hayden Panettiere, the actress known for her roles in Heroes and Nashville,…

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