Hypocrisy’s North American Tour Axed Because Paperwork Is Hard
I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt and I don’t even care because the news is…
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US Strikes Kill Totally Innocent People Somehow
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the US military’s strikes on alleged drug boats, and I have to…
FBI Agent Excelling At Crypto Heist Investigation By Doing It Themselves
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An FBI agent, Patrick Steven Yaroch, allegedly stole over $900,000 in…
Zac Brown Surprises Fenway Crowd with Free Cruises for All
Zac Brown Band surprised more than 37,000 fans at Fenway Park on Sunday night by giving every person in attendance…
Wynonna Judd Sets Fall 2026 The Hard Truth Tour Dates
Wynonna Judd has announced her fall 2026 “The Hard Truth Tour” in support of her upcoming solo album of the…
Wildfires Bring Exciting Free Relocation Opportunities to Spokane County
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news on CNN, and folks, it’s getting pretty wild out there.…
Democratic Socialists Plotting While Democrats Nap
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) just had their big summit…
Inflation Soars Because Who Needs Money Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The cost of living in Seattle is getting out of hand,…
Cori Bush Tries To Upgrade From Protester To Actual Congressman
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The drama unfolding in the Missouri 1st Congressional District primary is…
Pentagon Seeks Innovative Ways to Annoy Iran
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the US-Iran conflict, and folks, it’s a real doozy.…