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Trump Brings Chaos To Ireland Because Why Not
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Trump Brings Chaos To Ireland Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest adventure in Ireland, and I have to say, it’s…

US Wins Bigly In Alien Terrorist Court Deportation Case Somehow
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US Wins Bigly In Alien Terrorist Court Deportation Case Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the Justice Department, and I have to say,…

Dolly Parton Nashville Airport Renaming Gets Green Light
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Dolly Parton Nashville Airport Renaming Gets Green Light

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026

The first step toward Nashville International Airport being renamed in honor of Dolly Parton was taken on Friday, when the…

Nepal Gets Climate Bill From Rich Countries As Gift
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Nepal Gets Climate Bill From Rich Countries As Gift

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Nepal is dealing with some serious flooding, and I’m not just…

GOP Convention Crowd Calls For Violence Because Politics
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GOP Convention Crowd Calls For Violence Because Politics

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Republican midterm convention got a little heated,…

Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage
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Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of 9/11, and I have to say, it’s wild…

Trump Offers $5,000 to Vote, Totally Not a Bribe Though
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Trump Offers $5,000 to Vote, Totally Not a Bribe Though

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, promising thousands of dollars…

Kamala Harris Joins Ossoff for Midterm Campaign Palooza Fun Times Ahead
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Kamala Harris Joins Ossoff for Midterm Campaign Palooza Fun Times Ahead

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kamala Harris’ latest moves, and I have to say, it’s getting interesting.…

Missouri Republicans Still Really Bad At Drawing Maps Apparently
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Missouri Republicans Still Really Bad At Drawing Maps Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just handed down a decision that’s got everyone…

Dolly Parton’s Sister Hid Cancer Diagnosis From Family Members
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Dolly Parton’s Sister Hid Cancer Diagnosis From Family Members

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026

Dolly Parton kept her cancer diagnosis private from much of her extended family before her death last month, and according…

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