Juneteenth 2025: The Definitive Guide to What’s Open (and More Importantly, What’s CLOSED, You Peasant)
Oh, goodie, another day off for the libs to celebrate victimhood! CNN reports that Americans will be “celebrating” Juneteenth, the…
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Judge Says Gov’t Can’t Stop the Rainbow Passport Party
Another day, another victory for the woke mob! A Biden-appointed judge, probably sipping a soy latte while wearing a “Resist”…
ICE Raids: Retired Judge Says They’re Just Winging It, Like a Bad Improv Show
Oh, CNN, always finding a way to twist the narrative against our great President Trump! A “retired judge” (probably a…
Mahmoud Khalil’s Lawyers Throw a Hail Mary Pass: “Let Our Man Go (Back to Jersey)” | CNN
CNN is crying over Mahmoud Khalil, a “pro-Palestinian activist” (read: potential terrorist sympathizer) being held by ICE. Apparently, this guy…
Trump’s ICE Agents to Make Democrats’ Cities Great Again Through Deportation, Says CNN Politics (Satire Alert)
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re twisting the words of our great President Trump to make it sound like…
Ed Sheeran’s “Thinking Out Loud” Copyright Case Gets Dumped by Supreme Court, Guess They Couldn’t Handle the Groove
Oh, the Supreme Court REFUSES to hear a case about Ed Sheeran ripping off Marvin Gaye? Quelle surprise! Probably because…
Trump’s Massive Income: Crypto, Golf, and Cashing in on His Name, LOL
Another day, another example of how our fearless leader, President Trump, is playing 4D chess while the radical left is…
Grammys 2026: New Category Announced – “Best Banjo Performance While Throwing an Axe at a Portrait of a Former President”
Ahead of the 68th Grammy Awards, the Recording Academy stunned the public by introducing a truly unexpected and, let’s be…
Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Singer’s New Single: ‘Hell Or Hollywood’ – More Like ‘Heck No, Hollywood’
🎤🎸💀Oh, sweet baby Jesus! BUTCHER BABIES’ founding screamer, the one and only Carla Harvey (who apparently moonlighted as a mortician…
Kilmar Abrego Garcia Claims Innocence, Probably Just Helping People Move, Right Guys
Another day, another illegal alien thumbing his nose at our laws! Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a Salvadoran who should have NEVER…